我仰望天空 My face to the sky
想象着飞翔的高度 Dreaming about just how high I could go
若我到达 我会知道 And if i'll know when I finally get there
摘掉我的眼镜 Taking off my glasses
阳光投射在睫毛上 Sun pokes through my lashes
我就是知道 Somehow I know
每颗星都有闪耀一刻 There's a time for every star to shine
每个人都有闪光点 Everybody got their something
拥有孩子般的笑容 Make you smile like an itty-bitty child
每个人都有闪光点 Everybody got their something
人人都想成功 People keepin'score
赶快行动 抓住机会 Better hurry up and get yours
-你会被发现 -早上好 - Somebody else got your spot - Buongiorno.
失败之前 Before you even dropped
快去寻找 你会发现 Seek and you shall find
一切尽在我的美好时光中 Everything in my own sweet time
我为自己认定的唯一而努力 I'll take my chances with what I believe is only
忙乱的情歌 Busy love song
像蝴蝶一样 Like a butterfly
蜕变之后 将会飞翔 Believe if you hand it over you'll come out
一切都会好 All right
每个人都有闪光点 Everybody got their something
拥有孩子般的笑容 Make you smile like an itty-bitty child
每个人都有闪光点 Everybody got their something
我十分钟后到 I'll be there in about 10 minutes.
抱歉 Excuse me.
-对不起 -我知道 - Sorry. - I know, Girl.
对吧 昨晚茉莉家的聚会棒极了 Right? The party was amazing at Jasmine's last night.
大家都去了 Girl, everybody was there.
要想钓到帅哥的话 If you want to seal the deal with a guy,
你得穿超短裙和性感内裤 You need a short skirt and sexy panties.
-等等 -索罗门在吗 - Hold on. - Uh, is Soloman here?
他在里面 Oh, he's in the back, baby.
你今晚要和我们出去吗 Anyway- yeah, you wanna go out with us tonight?
过去墨西哥人为世界提供了玉米卷 Mexicans traditionally have supplied the world with tacos.
霍洛维兹 Horowitz!
-竖行第八个是什么 -是波拉波拉岛 - Eight down? - Oh. Uh, uh, that would be bora-bora.
这个很难 别郁闷 It's a tough one. Don't punish yourself.
同意吧 同意吧 Please say yes. Please say yes.
-同意吧 -玛丽 - Please say yes. - oh, hey, Mary.
您好 Hello, sir.
我有个想法 Um, I have an idea.
下周的填字游戏做好了吗 Do you have next week's crossword?
是的 但是现在有更好的 Indeed I do, but better yet...
我做了许多 还有个计划 I have many and a brilliant plan.
取消每周一期 我可以做到每天一期 Instead of doing just one crossword per week, I could go daily.
-每周就有五期 -抱歉 - I could do five per week- - I'm sorry...
但我们没有多余的版面 But we just don't have space for that kind of content.
我知道 但是 填字游戏 I know, but, sir, the crossword...
是每个人喜爱的报纸板块 Is everyone's favorite part of the newspaper.
我们可以像《纽约时报》那样... And we could be just like the New York Times...
随着每周天数增加而增加难度 Where the puzzle gets harder as the week goes.
周一照例最简单 So on Monday, a day that traditionally bites the big one
这不是《纽约时报》 我们只是地方报纸 This isn't the New York Times. We're a local paper.
我们的读者只想消遣一下 Our readers just wanna have fun.
如果他们只是想消遣的话 Oh! Well, sir, if fun is what they want...
那么玛丽·霍洛维兹可以满足他们 Then Mary Horowitz has their fun.
看 为圣帕特里克节而作 Ta-da! For Saint Patty's Day.
您一早就能看到 Top o' the morning to ya.
-是小精灵 -太好了 你们是天生一对 - Leprechaun. - Wonderful. You guys are such a beautiful couple.
恭喜你啊 Congratulations, man.
我知道 谁会想得到啊 I know. Who would have ever thought?
-玛丽 -什么 - Mary. - Yes?
你有没有想过停下工作 出去玩玩 Do you ever stop working long enough to, you know, like, go out?
比如和朋友聚聚? Spend time with friends?
-没有 -去约会呢 - Nope. - Go on a date?
我今晚有个约会 I have a- a date this evening, sir.
-是吗 -是的 相亲 - Oh? - Yes. A-a blind one.
我父母安排的 但我当然不想去 My parents set it up. So I was obviously going to cancel.
去约会吧 Go on out on your date.
玩得开心点 You know, have some fun with him, and-
你搬入公寓了吗 Have you moved back into your apartment?
没有 漆味很重 Uh, no. Still fumigating.
我在等有害气味散去 But I'm just waiting for the chemicals to settle...
那样不会得脑癌 So I don't get the- the old brain cancer.
虽然如果我不搬出父母的家 Though if I don't move out of my parents' home soon,
有可能被洗脑 I'll be forced to get a lobotomy.
-要么得脑癌 要么被洗脑 脑癌...-玛丽 - So it's brain cancer, lobotomy, brain cancer- - Mary.
玛丽 别做工作狂 多做点其他的事 Mary, less work, more of everything else.
享受正常人的生活 Just enjoy being normal.
马丁 我需要那篇南瓜短缺的专稿 Martin, I need that feature on the pumpkin shortage.
好了吗 Is it ready?
做个正常人 Be normal.
正常人 Normal.
生活 就像填字游戏 In life, as in crosswords...
有些时候比平时更加难过 Some days are harder than others...
这让你的大脑保持活力 And that's what keeps your brain alive.
度过这些艰难日子的关键在于振奋精神 The key to surviving those tough days is to pick yourself up...
坚定自己的生活目标 And stay focused on your life's purpose.
对我来说 For me,
那就是向所有人讲述填字游戏的乐趣 That's imparting the joy of crosswording to all mankind.
填字游戏 Ah, crosswording...
是人们不必冒险却能享受到最多乐趣的游戏 The most spectacular fun a person can have without passing out.
我喜欢你这全副武装的样子 I like your protective ensemble.
消防员防护服 Bunker gear, if you will.
如果这些孩子把你放在火上烤 So, if these kids set you on fire,
你能忍受多少度-300度吗 You're good to what- 300 degrees?
我可不行 If I survive this!
我今晚要去相亲 I'm supposed to go on a blind date tonight.
那男人叫史蒂夫 Yeah. Steve.
史蒂夫 没准儿他妈妈以为他是同性恋 Steve. Yeah. His mother probably thinks he's gay.
我父母保媒拉线 So, my parents are no doubt pimping
想让我去验证一下 Me out to test his sexuality. Thanks.
但我不会去的 But i'm- i'm- I'm gonna cancel.
要是你也会推掉吧 Yeah. I mean, wouldn't you?
是吧 虽然我能用一点... Yeah? Though I-I could use a little-
你知道我的意思 If you know what I'm saying.
很久了 Yeah. Been a long time.
玛丽·霍洛维兹 Mary Horowitz.
在 我就是 Yes. Yes. That is-that's me.
孩子们 下面开始游戏 Here's a treat, students.
玛丽·霍洛维兹小姐是 Miss Nary Horowitz is
《萨克拉门托先驱报》填字游戏的作者 The crossword constructor for the Sacramento Herald.
看过每周报纸上的 You know the crossword puzzles that
填字游戏吗 You see each week in the newspaper?
都是她设计的 Well, it's her job to create them.
很有趣吧 Isn't that fun?
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen...
人们常玩填字游戏 People do crossword puzzles all the time...
但他们并不关注 But they don't often think of the
将这些字母组合在一起的人 Person who made all the words fit together.
填字游戏作者有非凡的才智 Crossword constructors have above-average intelligence...
能够写出来就再好不过了 And it helps if they can spell.
好的 Okay. Um-
很好 Okay. That's good.
想象一下 如果你愿意 整个世界 Imagine, if you will, a world.
-整个世界 -丹尼尔 你想提问 - A world- - Daniel. You have a question.
你以此为生吗 You make a living doing that?
每周一期填字游戏不够你的花销啊 One puzzle a week can't make you enough to live on.
你拿什么付房租呢 How do you pay your rent?
我父母人很好 Well, my parents have graciously permitted
他们允许我暂时住家里 Me to bunk at their abode...
我的公寓正在装修 While my apartment is being fumigated.
你和父母住一起吗 You live with your parents?
目前是这样 我住家里 Temporarily, yes, I live at home.
但你们也都和父母住 所以... But, then again, so do all of you. So there. Now-
-你连丈夫都没有吧 -也没有男朋友 - You don't have a husband, do you? - Or a boyfriend.
大家礼貌点 Kids, come on.
不 目前没有 No. Not-not at- not at this time.
但我有交往的人 Though I have had liaisons.
你是举国闻名的飞行员 Soon yi was a pilot in the nationally known
广为人知的魅力女人 Amazing ladies of the outer ozone
她没有小孩 她没有时间 She didn't have no kids she didn't have no time
她说话算数 她满身正气 She was a woman of her word she was a fighter of crime
她戴帽迷人 天生丽质 She looked good in a hat she had a natural way
-能够驾驶 却没座驾 -天啊 - With tools and no car - shoot.
-她去加州大学 -不 不 - She went to UCLA - no, no, no, no, no.
我有位置性眩晕症 常会发病 Hi. I often suffer from benign positional vertigo.
你能不能等我坐下再开车 Do you mind not driving until I can get my-
好吧 好的 Okay. Okay. All right.
我不明白为什么生活 And I don't know why life
是这样 It seems to be
梦想难以实现 So hard for dreamers
如你我这般 Like you and me
玛丽 还顺利吗 Mary? How'd it go?
很成功 Smashing success.
正如古法语所讲 Or as they say in old Paris, coup de mastre,
美妙至极 Meaning "masterstroke."
-我上楼去准备一下 -好的 - Okay, I'm gonna go upstairs and, uh, get ready. - Good.
你要去相亲吗 Oh. So you're going ahead with the date?
是的 当然 Yes. Of course.
看我多兴奋啊 我得快点了 Look how excited I am. Better get going...
我要坠入爱河 被人求婚 If I'm gonna fall in love and get proposed to...
登记结婚 正常生活 Register at barnes and "normal"...
举行美妙的婚礼 有手风琴乐队演奏 Have a beautiful wedding with an accordion band and little, tiny...
在蛋糕上摆好新郎新娘的塑料小人 Plastic bride and groom on top of a cake,
像这样的姿势 Posing like this.
我上去了 I'm gonna go.
我希望她过得开心 I just want her to be happy.
是啊 Yeah.
出去玩玩 开心点 Go out and have some fun.
你想抱孙子的话 You ever wanna see any grandchildren...
就让她别穿那么难看的鞋见人 You're gonna have to burn those damn boots.
卡萝 我有个约会 Carol, I have a date.
是相亲 A blind one.
但是 But...
如果这个史蒂夫没有极度令人恶心的话 If this Steven is anything better than excessively hideous...
我想我们应该试着在一起 I think we really should try and make it work.
因为 如果社会要求我们做个正常人的话 Because, if society wants me to be normal...
我们就不得不那么做 对吧 Then normal we shall be, right?
是的 Yes.
卡萝 我很感谢你对我的支持 Oh, and, Carol, I really would appreciate your support on this too.
我所说的支持 不是这样 And by "support," I don't mean that.
玛丽 Mary?
敲门了 Knock, knock, knock.
看看你啊 Oh. Look at you.
都准备好了 精心准备 Already have- repeatedly.
玛丽 他很帅 Mary. He's hot.
可别告诉我是内在美 Please don't mean on the inside.
-我是CCN的摄像师 -什么 - I'm a cameraman for CCN- - mm-hmm?
-是新闻节目 -我们不常看... - A news program. - We don't really watch.
-我和哈特曼·休斯共事 见过他吗 -没有 - Work with a guy called Hartman Hughes. Ever seen him? - No.
不能说见过 但是 Can't say I have, but-
玛丽 我是史蒂夫 Hey, Mary. I'm Steve.
卡萝 卡萝 有好消息 Carol. Carol, I bring news.
事情发生了意想不到的转机 There's been a- there's been a most unexpected turn of events.
我的约会比预期的 My date is substantially better looking
要好得多 Than one might have predicted.
知道吗 And you know what?
科林·鲍威尔曾说过 成功没有秘诀 Colin Powell once said, "there's no secret to success."
显然他们没明白销魂内衣的魅力 Clearly he doesn't understand the power of spectacular skivvies.
她来了 There she is!
靴子真漂亮 Nice boots.
谢谢 Thank you.
可以走了吗 You ready?
-很高兴见到你们 -我们也是 - So nice to meet you. - Yeah.
-外面下雨了 -穿上这个吧 开门 - Oh, yeah. It's raining outside. - Hold this. The door.
-让我来为你开门吧 -再次感谢 - Let me get that door for you. - Thanks again.
祝你好运 再见 Good luck. Shalom.
不得不说 I have to admit,
起初我对这次相亲不抱希望 At first I wasn't so sure about this whole blind date thing...
但现在我却惊讶双方父母没能早点安排 But now I'm surprised our parents didn't set it up earlier...
尤其是我妈妈 Especially knowing my mother.
这一定有阴谋 Must be some kind of conspiracy.
你还好吗 Oop. You good?
他绝对不是同性恋 Oh, he's so not gay.
雨下得真大 Oh, man, it's coming down.
雨是下得很大啊 It's really coming down, huh?
我想我们也可去欧内斯托 I thought maybe we could go to, uh, Ernesto's.
他们的玉米粉蒸肉做的不错 They've got great tamales.
他们有种饮料 And they have this drink called, uh, "el gallo negro."
叫做"黑色公鸡" It means "the black rooster."
你可以喝两杯 You have, like, two of those drinks, it's like you- -
你还好吧 你还好吗 Oh. You okay? You okay?
等等 等等 被你父母看到怎么办 Wait, wait. What-what about-what about your parents?
-什么怎么办 -你妈妈 - What about my parents? - Your mom.
她已婚了 你不是他喜欢的类型 Mmm. She's married, and you're not her type. Mmm.
我们就在大门口 No, I just mean- I just mean we're right in front of home.
我只是... Whoa. I just-
我是说 我们就在他们家门前 I just mean we're right in front of their house.
不管怎样 我不在乎了 And I have no problem with that whatsoever.
史蒂夫 史蒂夫 Oh, Steven. Oh, Steven.
你的名字是带V还是P-H Is that Steven with a "v" or Stephen with a "p-h"?
-是带V的那个 -我觉得也是 - It's with a "v." - I thought so.
-是的 -知道吗 在我国 - Yeah. - Thought so. You know, there's over...
差不多有百万个拼写中有V的"史蒂夫" A million Stevens with a- a "v" in the country.
比带P-H的那个要更常见 It's much more popular than the "p-h" way.
是它的两倍 Twice as popular, in fact.
英国人喜欢带P-H的那个 I think it was the brits who prefer their p-h's.
是啊 不如喜欢鱼和薯条(fish带H chips带P) Yeah. Not as much as their fish and chips. -
史蒂夫 我们应该感谢各自的母亲 Steven, we really should commend our mothers...
-她们知道我们如此登对 -我知道 - For predicting our all-encompassing compatibility. - I got it.
我们算得上是同行 I mean, we're-we're both professionally compatible...
你是电视台 我在报社 You in TV, and- and me in, uh-you know, in newspapers.
我会帮你的 看来我们"性"趣相合 I'll help you. Also noticing we're both quite sexually compatible.
不知道你是否和我想的一样 I don't know if you noticed like I noticed,
我们都穿蓝色 But we're both wearing blue...
这有多巧啊 And what are the chances of that?
-你没事吧 -没事 - Okay? - Yeah. Yeah.
当然 也不是很难遇到 Of course, the chances are probably pretty good- -
毕竟蓝色是最流行的三种颜色 Given that blue is one of the most popular of the three colors.
你喜欢填字游戏吗 Do you, uh- do you like crosswords?
当然喜欢 Sure I do.
-真的吗 -是的 - Really? - Yeah.
当答案快要浮出水面 却说不出来的时候 You know how when the perfect clue gets stuck in your brain...
你的情绪就会乱作一团 And it just explodes into this bouquet of mixed emotions?
我很激动 很好奇 很快乐 I'm - I'm aroused. I'm intrigued. I'm a- I'm amused.
我很困惑 就是这些感觉 I'm perplexed. I'm - I'm just like all these things.
-对吧 -是 我们能回到激动的部分吗 - Yeah? - Yeah. Can- let's go back to the, uh- the aroused.
好了 史蒂夫 Okay. Okay. Steven.
我们就像两个地球上的稀有物种 It's like we're two rare earth elements...
被命运三女神带到一处 Just brought together by the norns.
这是命中注定 It's just-that's scandinavian for the destinies.
现在我要像头山狮一样 把你吃掉 And now I'm going to eat you like a mountain lion. -
我很抱歉 You know what? I'm sorry.
-我的电话响了 -你怎么了 - It's my phone. - What are you doing?
-我没听到铃声 真奇怪 -我调成震动了 - I didn't hear it ring. That's odd. - Vibrate. It vibrated.
-我没感觉到啊 -大概是我们运动的太激烈了 - I didn't feel it. - Oh, probably because of all the grinding.
-是吗 -是的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
-我亲这里 -你好 - i'll get over here. - Yeah?
什么 是的 怎么回事 What? Yeah. What's up?
-好的 我马上到 -这么着急吗 - All right. I'm coming. - Oh! Already?
-好的 我很快 很快就好 -不不不 - Okay. Okay. I can hurry. I can hurry. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
我要去工作 I- I gotta go to work.
有大新闻 There's breaking news.
-天啊 我真抱歉 -没关系 - Gosh, I'm so sorry. - Well, it's-it's okay. It's-
我要去...波士顿 I gotta go to, uh, Boston.
去波士顿吗 Boston, huh?
那是个很棒的城市 That's a spectacular city.
不仅是茶叶出名 Known not only for its- its tea...
还有山姆·摩斯 发明摩斯密码的那个人 But, uh, for Sam Morse, who invented the Morse code.
-我们出去吧 -好的 需要帮忙吗 - Get out of here. - Yes. Do you want some help?
不用 No.
知道吗 You know,
呆在这里是件再 It's so- it'd be so much more interesting
美好不过的事情了 Staying here and everything.
我真希望你能与我同行 Like, I really wish you could be there.
独自上路很无聊 Life on the road sure is tough.
可你在这还有工作要做 But you have a job to do.
他喜欢夹馅面包 Oh. He likes twinkies.
这很有趣 Okay. It's been fun.
-这个给你 -谢谢 - Okay. That's for you. - Oh. Gracias.
谢天谢地 Thank god.
太过疯狂的人 Okay. Big crazy person.
你俘获了我的心 你俘获了我的心 You got me stuck to you you got me stuck to you
当我还是个刚出茅庐的字谜爱好者 When I was a fledgling cruciverbalist-
就是字谜创造者 That means crossword constructor-
我能在那些高深的字谜行间找到安慰 I would find comfort in the words of the learned crossword sages.
我的偶像是曼尼·罗斯旺斯基 My hero was Manny Nosowsky...
他经常给《纽约时报》投稿 Frequent New York Times contributor
是个声名远播的大师 And all-around cruciverbal master.
曼尼说字谜的最高境界在于 Manny says that a crossword puzzle's greatness...
只问三个简单的问题就能找到答案 Can be determined by asking three simple questions.
-人们能找到答案吗 -晚上好 - Is it solvable? - Bonsoir!
你俘获了我的心 你俘获了我的心 You got me stuck to you you got me stuck to you
-这样有趣味吗 -你俘获了我的心 - Is it entertaining? - You got me stuck to you
你俘获了我的心 你俘获了我的心 You got me stuck to you you got me stuck to you
能够声名远播吗 Does it sparkle?
你俘获了我的心 You got me stuck to you
开始拍手 Clap hands come on
好 那1:30在 Yes. Okay. So, lunch meeting at that
日本餐馆见 好吗 Japanese restaurant at 1:30, okay?
我需要 这字谜真是莫名其妙 And I need to- l-this crossword is bullshit.
至少 他说他会改变 Anyway, he said he was gonna change,
我暂且相信他 And I, for one, believe him, so...
这完全毫无意义 This doesn't make any sense.
-但对我来说有意义 -当然 - Well, to me, it does. - Oh. Yeah. Of course.
这太没说服力了 This is lame.
你试过下面的六个了吗 Have you tried six down?
这些提示太逊了 These clues suck!
我一个也猜不出来 I can't get any of these!
谢谢 Oh, thanks.
不是故意发难 Don't even bother.
我不知道谜底是什么 I don't know what the deal is
但每条提示看起来都像是 But it looks like every single clue is-
关于史蒂夫的一切 "All about Steve"?
首行是史蒂夫眼睛的颜色 One across, Steve's eye color.
第5行史蒂夫车的气味 Five across, Steve's car odor.
第20行史蒂夫的嘴唇吻起来像 Twenty across, Steve's lips taste like...
强效薄荷糖 Mint explosion.
玛丽 史蒂夫是谁 Mary, who's Steve?
-是一位特别的 -不 那不重要 - Oh. An extraordinary... - No, no. That's not what's important.
重要的是你的这些字谜 What's important is what you've done with this crossword puzzle.
我是说 它 它 I mean, it's... It's...
-很有灵感 -不 - It's inspired. - No.
-浪漫 -不 - Romantic. - No.
你今天太难缠了 我们看看 Oh, you're a tough one today. Let's see. Um...
不专业 It's unprofessional.
不 不该是这个词 Un- no. That's not the word.
让我想想 你 Um, okay. Let me think. You are...
你损害了这份报纸的声誉 You've tarnished the paper's reputation.
我的意思是 我真的认为你的能力 I mean, I really thought that you would've
不该是只写出这样的东西 Known better than to pull something like this.
你知道你让我们失去了多少读者吗 Do you have any idea how many readers you've let down?
7402 但是 Uh, 7,402, but...
-玛丽 -什么 - Mary. - Yes?
玛丽 你被解雇了 Mary, we're gonna have to let you go.
我会弥补的 I could make it up to you...
做一个捕鱼主题的字谜 By doing a fishing themed crossword.
我知道你很喜欢捕鱼学 I know how you love the- the piscatology.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我们能 We can, um-
是的 我们能 我们 Yeah, we'll just, uh-we'll-
我会再打给你的 I'll call you, and we'll just-
警察说这个案子的主要嫌疑人 Police tell us that the chief suspect in the case
是一个叫马克·麦克拉伦的人 Is one mr. Mark Mclaglen.
好的 先生们 都准备好了 Okay, guys. You're set.
图森的摄影棚现在已经准备好了 Tucson's affiliate's on site now.
罗蒙特·范在机场等你们 Remote Van's waiting for you at the airport.
-好 -我能有一辆凯雷德 对吗 - Okay. - But I get an escalade, right?
丹 我们谈过的 Dan, we talked about this.
尼克·瓦兹奎兹都有一辆凯雷德 Nick Vasquez gets an escalade.
尼克·瓦兹奎兹得了六次艾美奖 Nick Vasquez has six Emmys.
从我这儿偷走的 Stolen from me.
他是被抢的 丹 六次都是 He was robbed, Dan. All six times.
谢谢你 史蒂夫 Thank you, Steve.
我的意思是 他不得不这样 I mean, he can't help it
如果他比瓦兹奎兹老的话 If he's considerably older than Vasquez.
他说的老是指经验丰富 By "older" he means experienced
英俊的万宝路男人 Marlboro man handsome.
我很确定我说的是老 Um, I'm pretty sure I meant old.
随便吧 你们谁能解释下这个 Wh-wh-wh-whatever. Which one of you geniuses can explain this?
小男友只需要变得更硬 ...little feller just needs to stiffen up.
那两朵紫罗兰 With the two purple flowers-
丹 我很乐意解释下 I'd, uh, be happy to, Dan.
看那个蓝色是怎样变清晰的 Look at how the blue brings out my eyes.
我喜欢的是这里 Yeah. What I was going for here was
看那个光滑的推进 Oh, look at that smooth push-in.
西式的图案 有点像图标的花 Western motif, sort of the iconic flower.
还需要个背景 像是山峦的曲线 Then I needed a backdrop, like a mountainous range.
两座山 Boom! Two mountains.
在好莱坞 这被称为海上救生衣 In Hollywood, they call that a mae west
因为海上救生衣有 'Cause mae west had-
继续说 伙计 Keep talking, fellas.
继续说下你回来气象台的问题 Keep talking your way right back to the weather channel.
布法罗的气温刚好回升到10度 Right back to 10 degrees in Buffalo...
在那里你会用你大部分的时间 Where you'll be spending most of your days
处理小孩的鼻涕 Taking close-up shots of kids' snot sicles.
说点好的事吧 丹尼 Well, give us something good, Danny.
我的意思是 我们都是战斗机飞行员 I mean- we're fighter pilots, man.
是的 我们的确是 Yeah, we really are.
比如开着F16去杀你邻居的狗 It's like sending an F16 to kill your neighbor's dog.
这是在浪费精力 It's a waste of our energy.
我需要头条 能上演播桌的头条 And I need one big report, man, to get that anchor desk.
都出去 Get out of my office.
这就是个大头条 This is a big report,
所以这次别再 So don't screw it up
被你那些愚蠢的胡闹搞砸了 哈特曼 With any more stupid pranks this time, Hartman.
还有你 安格斯 这次你来负责 And you, Angus, you're responsible for these guys.
保证他们不会在图森给我惹麻烦 Make sure they don't embarrass me in Tucson.
要是他们搞砸了 你也被解雇了 They screw around, you're out.
-是的 先生 -记得凯雷德哦 -Yes, sir. - Remember the escalade.
八哥 你好吗 Starling, how you doing?
-杰基 很漂亮 宝拉 -在你的梦里 - Jackie, looking sweet. Paula. - In your dreams.
我能感觉你的丘比特之剑就这么射过来了 I can feel your love darts coming over this way.
妈妈 我在工作 什么事 Mom. I'm working. What's up?
你就是哈特曼·休斯 You're the man, hartman hughes.
不 我还没看 怎么了 No, I haven't read it. Why?
好 谁有《萨克拉门托先驱报》 Uh, okay. Hey. Does anybody have a Sacramento Herald?
-给你 -我找到一份了 - Yeah. Right here. - Right. Yeah, I got it.
我吃过午饭了 哪一版 Yes, I ate lunch. What section?
这都是关于我的 Oh, wow. This is all about me.
等等 这都是关于我的 Wait. This is all about me.
没错 Yes.
不疼 不疼 不疼 Doesn't hurt, doesn't hurt, doesn't hurt.
但很明显上帝看到了 But obviously the gods have seen-
你们在哪 Where are you?
你们在这儿 你们知道现在我想到什么了吗 Ooh. Hi. There you are. Okay. Do you know what's at work here?
曲目 坐标 证据 Pistas. Indicios. Anhaltspunkte.
暗示 它们 它们无处不在 Clues. They're just-they're-they're everywhere.
第一 我本来是不打算赴约的 One, I was thinking of not going on the date
但那些好孩子们 But then the good children..
学院的孩子们 Of, uh, youngstrum academy kindly- you know,
他们说服我去 They-they persuaded me to go.
第二 我的约会对象按时来了 Two, my date duly arrives.
他不但长的帅 还很喜欢我的靴子 And lo, not only is he, uh, muy caliente, but he likes my red boots.
第三 史蒂夫说这会很好 Three, Steve says it would be great...
如果我能跟他一起出差 If I could be on the road with him.
但是 当然 我不能因为我要工作 But, of course, I cannot because I have a job.
第四 不久之后 我发现我没工作了 Four, only days later, I learn I no longer have a job...
很明显这就是答案的 Which is obviously just the final clue
最后一个提示 Leading to the blindingly simple answer
前进 玛丽·霍洛维兹 Onward, Mary Horowitz.
前进 去跟史蒂夫一起 Onward. Go be with Steve.
你说你没工作了是什么意思 What do you mean you don't have a job?
你错过重点了 老爸 Missing the point, father.
线索已经被破解了 Uh, the clues have been deciphered.
我要开始我的旅程了 I must journey forth.
到哪的旅程 Journey forth where?
老爸 你会把我弄疯的 Father, you're making me crazy.
这样就对了 爸爸 Aah. Voil? Papa.
如果是新闻 就会有史蒂夫 再见 If it is news, Steve is there. Auf wiedersehen.
这是哈特曼·休斯从现场发回的报道 This is Hartman Hughes reporting from the edge.
谁看到瓦兹奎兹了吗 Anybody seen Vasquez? Huh?
-谁看到瓦兹奎兹了吗 -没有 - Anybody seen vasquez? - No.
太多小猫来报道这场危险的人质危机了 Too much of a pussy to come to a dangerous hostage crisis.
30秒倒计时 Thirty seconds.
你只拍左边就好 Just gonna bring you around on the left.
我想拍一点灰尘 Well, I wanna open up on the dust,
那我们就在你右边45度 Then we're gonna hit a 45 up to your right side.
好吧 史蒂夫 那我就去街那边 All right. Steve, but I'm gonna indicate down the street.
我会慢慢从左边过来 I'm gonna come around the left.
-就这里 -10以后你跟宝拉连线 - And right here. - Ten seconds-you're on with Paula.
她仍然对你给她礼品券很生气吗 She still mad at you for giving those jenny craig gift certificates?
5秒倒计时 4秒 And five, Four
实际上我每次都是看着她的屁股恭维她 Fact I was looking at her ass to begin with is a compliment.
宝拉 我刚到维尔德·威利所在的西部小镇 Paula, i've just arrived at Wild Willy's old western town...
亚利桑那图森的旅游胜地 Beloved tourist attraction in Tucson, Arizona.
在典型的工作日 这条街道本来很繁华 On a typical day, this street would be busy...
很多家庭来这儿体验西部的户外生活 With families eager to enjoy the wild west life experience.
悲哀的是 今天这位叫维尔德·威利的歹徒 Tragically, today, the man who plays Wild Willy the outlaw...
表演得太投入了 Has taken his role to heart...
抓捕了八个工人 并把他们作为人质 And captured eight of his coworkers, taking them hostage...
控制在大厅里 And holding them in the saloon...
离我现在站的地方只有85码 A mere 85 yards away from where I stand now.
开枪了 宝拉 Shots have been fired, Paula!
我们匍匐前进 史蒂夫 Let's go handheld, Steve!
现在还不清楚谁中枪了 It's unclear at this moment who the shot was intended for...
或者是又死了多少人 Or how many lives have perhaps been lost.
爆炸新闻 宝拉 Okay. Breaking news, Paula.
出现了首位死亡者 We have a first confirmed kill
一匹马 A horse.
生活在维尔德·威利的西部小镇上的一匹马 One of many that live here at Wild Willy's old western town.
这场悲剧的第一个受害者 First victim of this senseless tragedy.
此刻 我相信 It's at moments like this I'd like to believe that
一定会有属于马的天堂 There's a heaven just for horses-
起伏的草地 丰富的牧草 Rolling meadows, lush grasses...
死去的马的灵魂在来来回回地飞驰 The spirits of deceased horses galloping to and fro.
长时间的徘徊 Long may you roam...
在天堂 成为高贵的马 In heaven, o noble horse.
没死 Not dead.
那匹马还没有完全死亡 宝拉 And yet, the horse not quite dead, Paula.
还没完全死亡 Not quite dead at all.
这明显是一匹受过训练的马 宝拉 He's apparently a trained horse, Paula.
训练过卧倒 Trained to drop down-
在维尔德·威利的西部枪战时期 During Wild Willy's old west shoot-out routine.
这匹特别的马 This particular horse...
连卡车的内燃机逆火都会伤害到它 Also sensitive to trucks backfiring on route 20.
所以在这场灾难中 它的生还是个恩赐的奇迹 In the midst of tragedy, a blessed miracle.
-停 -该死 史蒂夫 你觉得这好笑吗 -Cut. -Damn it, Steve! Do you think this is funny?
你们能看到马还活着 You guys could see the horse is alive,
还让我说服观众为它默哀 And you're giving me the "bring 'em the tears" signal?
不 不 这才是让观众落泪的暗号 No, no. This is the "bring the tears" signal.
这个暗号是马站起来了 在飞驰 This is "hey, the horse is up. It's galloping."
你们知道我最喜欢的答案吗 You know my favorite answer?
矽肺病 "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."
是肺病 到加利福利亚的丰塔纳了 It's a lung disease. Ooh! Fontana, California.
你们知道这里盛产什么吗 不知道吗 Y-you know what they make there? No?
不知道吗 盛产钢铁 No? They make-they make steel.
你们知道钢铁如何锻造出来吗 不知道吗 Yeah. Do you know how they make it? No?
我不会拿整个故事烦你们的 I won't bore you with the whole story
我只讲最精彩的部分 Just the-just the best parts...
就像 就像原料是熔融的生铁 Like- like how it's made from, uh, molten pig iron, which-
这不是大家想的那样 Which does not, as everyone might think,
跟猪什么的有关 Have anything to do with pigs or swines or hogs.
是由烙铁和焦炭制造的生铁 It's -it's a raw iron made from iron and coke.
我说的焦炭 And by coke, I mean the, uh,
是碳质残渣 不是可乐 Carbonaceous residue, not the-not the cola.
或者鼻粘糖 Or the booger sugar.
这种工艺被一个叫亨利·贝赛麦的英国人改进 It's-it's a method perfected by sir Henry Bessemer, a brit.
阿拉巴马州有个小镇也叫贝赛麦 Oh, and Bessemer is also a town in Alabama. Yea!
你们知道那里有什么吗 不知道吗 Yep. And you know what they have there? No? No?
希特勒的打字机 希特勒的打字机 Hitler's typewriter. Hitler's typewriter.
那家伙是个混蛋 That guy was such an asshole.
有谁想去洗手间吗 憋尿对身体不好哦 Anyone up for a potty break? It's not good to hold it.
我们在这停留五分钟 We're gonna take five minutes here.
停在这样一个荒凉的地方 Establishments in desolate areas like this
经常是由家庭成员 Are usually run by family members that are, uh-
不 不 停车 No! No! Stop!
狗屎 狗屎 Crap. Crap.
我想开始流浪 I want to hit the road
你知道下一班到 Yes. Hi. Uh, do you know when the next bus
图森的巴士什么时候来吗 To Tucson goes through here?
因为我错过我的那班了 'Cause I kind of just-just missed mine.
我要到那去 I'm headed that way.
那很好 Oh. That's nice.
你曾经杀过动物吗 So, you ever kill any animals?
把一垃圾桶的猫烧死 Set a trash can full of kittens on fire?
之类的事情 You know, something like that.
没有 No.
没有吗 那好 No? Okay.
那人类呢 那得... What about humans? That had to-
如果我有我该告诉你吗 Would I tell you if I did?
有吗 先生 有吗 Touchia? Sir. Touch?
开始流浪 行驶数公里 Hit the road and drive for miles
我要开始流浪 我不会 I'm gonna hit the road and I'm not gonna-
如果你想的话可以等下一班巴士 You can wait for that next bus if you want.
这个大概值9.85美元 给你 谢谢 Roughly 9.85. I will give this to you and just-thank you.
停车 停车 Stop! Stop!
我能看看你的驾照吗 May I see your license, please?
罗曼·詹姆斯·伍德 Norman James Durwood?
玛丽·梦达拉·霍洛维兹 很高兴认识你 Mary Magdalene Horowitz. Nice to meet you.
我也很高兴认识你 Good to meet you, I think.
罗曼 如果你对我先奸后杀 Norm, if you are going to rape and murder me...
你就需要把我碎尸万段 You are going to have to cut my body up into a million chunks...
然后把我的尸体分散到四个州 And scatter me all over four states...
因为这个标注 Because this appendage...
会让侦探们找到你的 Will lead homicide detectives right to you.
那样会很好 我们说好了吧 And that would be no bueno. I think we're good.
做字谜的另一个规则就是不用铅笔 And another rule about crossword is that no pencils.
用铅笔填字谜就像 Doing a crossword with a pencil is like
封住你的嘴唇尖叫 Screaming with your lips duct-taped together.
太弱了 如果你要做字谜 It is weak. If you're going to do a crossword puzzle...
你需要用一支钢笔恣意勇敢地做 You need to do it fearlessly and with abandon and with a pen.
我喜欢淡蓝色 I prefer medium felt-tip blue.
就像你选择了一条路 罗曼 就要坚持 It's about choosing your path, Norm, and just committing to it.
我猜当你错过巴士的时候 Well, I figure that when you miss a bus...
你也不打算追上它了 Maybe you weren't meant to take it.
你熟悉夜盲症吗 罗曼 Are you familiar with, uh- with, uh, moon blindness, Norm?
就像眼里有可怕的脓在渗出 It's like this awful eye pus that starts to ooze
你知道 现在安静下来会很好 You know... Quiet time might be real good right about now.
好的 Oh. Okay.
安静 沉静 Quiet. Silencio.
宁静 Ruhe.
罗曼 Hey, Norm.
玛丽 Mary?
谢谢你没有强奸我 Thanks for not raping me.
不客气 My pleasure.
你好 欢迎来到维尔德·威利的西部小镇 Howdy, partners! Welcome to wild willy's old western town!
替我向孩子们问好 All righty. Give my love to the kids.
祝你好运 如果史蒂夫对你失礼的话 Good luck. And if that Steve shows you any disrespect-
失礼 如果你指的是没礼貌 Disrespect. Well, if you mean unmannerly...
笨和粗俗 他是个正常人 罗曼 Tactless and vulgar, He is a straight man, Norman.
对一些事帮助不大 但如果你是说他是 Some things can't be helped. But if you mean that he's someone-
拜拜 玛丽 See ya, Mary.
拜拜 罗曼 See ya, Norm.
我想做牛仔的心上人 I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart
我想学习骑马 I want to learn to rope and ride
我想纵横在平原和沙漠 I want to ride o'er the plains and the desert
在分水岭以西 Out west of the great divide
我想听到土狼的嚎叫 I want to hear the coyotes howlin'
当夕阳西下 While the sun sinks in the west
我想做牛仔的心上人 I want to be a cowboy's sweetheart
我最爱的生活方式 The life I love the best
你好 先生 Hola, seir.
发生什么事了 What happened?
大家都很安全 那人投降了 They're all safe. The man surrendered.
狗屎 Crap.
-再见 -再见 - Adios. - Adios
他们说什么 What did they say?
婴儿佩吉 Baby Peggy...
在俄克拉荷马 In Oklahoma...
可怜的小东西 Poor little thing.
谢谢 谢谢 先生 Gracias. Gracias, seir.
-不好意思 -拜拜 - De nada. - Asta luego!
祝你好运 Vaya con dios.
...对于我们来说 女婴佩吉... ...guadalupe aguero, or to us, baby peggy...
出生后发现有三只脚 A third leg.
出生不久 她的移民父母离异了 Shortly after the birth, her poor immigrant parents separated.
关于抚养方面 Now with joint custody,
父母中一方希望保留第三只脚 One parent wants the abnormal baby to keep the third leg.
-另一方则希望去除 -经过了几个月的争吵... - The other wants it gone. - After months of legal wrangling...
法官把抚养权给了母亲 The judge has ordered in favor of the mother.
截肢手术将于明天进行 Amputation surgery is scheduled for tomorrow...
但是她的父亲阿圭罗先生依然没有放弃 But the father, Mr. Aguero, isn't about to give up.
他的律师正努力阻止手术的进行 As his lawyers work to secure an injunction...
她的父亲坚持希望保留那条多余的腿 The father continues to rally support around the rogue leg.
他说 I'm quoting.
"如果上帝希望我的女儿有第三条腿 "If god didn't want my daughter to have a third leg...
它一定有它存在的理由" He wouldn't have stuck one between the other two."
所以目前为止 So, for now,
女孩第三条腿的命运 The fate of the precious child's third leg...
还在法官的手上 Is in the hands of a judge.
我是哈特曼·休斯 从俄克拉荷马市 Hartman Hughes, reporting from Oklahoma City...
最前线带回三腿女婴的报道 Near the leg, and as always, from the edge.
-切 -好了 感觉怎样 - Cut. - Okay. What do you think?
下一部分 我打算说 In the next segment, I was thinking about saying...
"女婴佩吉的第三条腿在与时间做最后的斗争" "Baby Peggy is in a three-legged race against time."
-觉得怎样 -不错 - What do you think? - Okay.
-做点采访怎样 -来吧 - Wanna do some one-on-ones? - Do it.
好吧 找点考虑全面点的评论 Okay. Just intelligent arguments from both sides.
要找有点深度的 伙计们 Intelligent arguments, guys!
我出身的时候有带把 I was born with a vestigial penis.
就是小弟弟露在外面的那种 That means a penis hanging outside the body.
就想你们这样 像个怪胎那种 You know, like yours. I'm talking about a ding-a-ling.
懂我意思吗 Know what I'm saying?
很大只 我还挺为此自豪的 And it was pretty good size. I was kind of proud of it.
在我七年级的时候 I got to be in seventh grade.
我试着在体育课的时候把它路在外面 I used to work it, hang it on the side in gym class.
引起大家的注意 I got all the attention.
现在那里只有一个大伤疤了 Now there's just a big old scar.
你能感觉到吗 感觉到了吗 Can you feel it? Can you feel that scar?
对吧 好了 他们把它切掉了 Right? Okay. So, they cut it off, then-
嘿 怎么了 我还没说完呢 What? What happened? H- I wasn't finished.
真不敢相信 That was unbelievable.
是啊 真是今早的亮点 Yeah, that was the, uh, highlight of my morning.
-瓦兹奎兹 -在哪儿 - Vasquez. - Where?
哇 新的凯雷德嘛 Oh. That's a new escalade.
他多了三个保镖 He's got three security guards.
看哪 他还带了个娃娃 Look at that. He brought toys.
媒体来了 嗨 你支持三条腿吧 Ooh, that's that guy from the news. Hey. You with the baby. Hey.
混蛋 他还拿了个三条腿的娃娃 安格斯 Son of a bitch. He's got a three-legged doll baby. Angus!
什么 What?
哦不 Oh, no.
爱他 爱他 我爱他 我爱他 Love him, I love him, I love him
无论他去哪里 我跟着 我跟着 我跟着 And where he goes i'll follow, i'll follow, i'll follow
我会一直跟着他 I will follow him
跟着他无论去哪里 Follow him wherever he may go
-嗨 -天哪 - Hi! - Oh!
-嘿 -嗨 - Hey. - Hi. Hi.
嗨 天哪 Hey. Oh.
-最近好吗 -好啊 给你个惊喜 - How are ya? Hey! - I'm good. Surprise!
是啊 我不知道 Yeah, I didn't - l-yeah.
-你居然在这儿 -不好意思这么久才到 - Look at you, here. - Sorry it took me so long.
-是啊 是啊 -没错 - It did. It did. - Yeah.
对了 我把你的雨伞带过来了 Oh, I brought your- I brought your umbrella back.
我还要给你个惊喜 And I got a surprise
哦 我已经有很多了 没关系的 Oh. I have a lot, but that's fine.
我知道你会喜欢的 That I know you love.
哇 这真是 Oh. Wow. That's, uh-
哇 这真是太体贴了 That's -wow. That's scary thoughtful.
谢谢 谢谢 Thanks. Thank you.
我知道你喜欢这个 夹心面包 L-l-i know you love them. Twinkies.
所以 你跑这么远来就是为了见我吗 So, you-you-you came here all the way just to see me?
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
"勤问必有得"知道是谁说的吗 "Ask and you shall receive." you know who said that?
-不知道 -耶稣 - No. - Jesus.
那是耶稣让你来的吗 Did Jesus tell you to come here?
耶稣让我来的 Jesus asks me to come here.
-没啦 是你叫我来的 -我没啊 - No. You did. - Oh. No. No.
-你有 -我没有 - Yes, you did. - No, I didn't.
-你有 -我可不觉得 - Yes, you did. - I don't think so.
有啊 就在你摸了我咪咪以后 记得吗 Yes. Right after you fondled my breasts. Remember?
-谁 -你啊 不记得了? - Who? - You. Remember?
-哦 -"生活的历程总是艰辛的 - Oh. - "Oh, life on the road sure is awful.
和你一起却定可以变得完美" Sure would be great if you could be out there with me."
没错 Oh, yeah.
用你厚重的双手 抓着我的咪咪 With your big old hands. Just grabbed my little puppies and-
-是的 -来城里吧 - Yeah. - Went to town.
-感觉不错 -好啊 - It felt good. - Good.
-没错 -那很好啊 - Yeah. - Uh, well, that's great.
很棒啊 你会谱写新闻界的新历史 Yeah. It will be great, because you are making journalistic history-
-真贴心 -然后我会一直在你身边 - Oh. That's sweet of you to say. - And I will be right by your side...
一直支持鼓励你 For- for support and encouragement...
不管发生什么 And whatever, like...
-培育你滋润你 给你所有男人的需求 -好吧 - Nurturing and-and coddling you as a man should require. - Okay.
我习惯一个人工作 只有 I'm -I'm pretty much a one-man team. It's just-
只有我和我的摄像机 在那儿 It's - it's just me and, uh, my camera. God, yeah.
-你知道吗 没错 -真不敢相信 - You know what? And yes. - Can't believe it.
你得去采访 看 You know, the news- the news needs you. Look.
我用左侧卵巢打赌 Because I-I bet my left ovary...
那是佩吉宝宝的父亲 That that- that's baby Peggy’s daddy
为了躲避媒体偷偷逃出了医院 Leaving the hospital to avoid the press.
-在那儿 看 -哦 那是个护士 - Right there. Look. - Oh, no, that's a nurse.
那儿 No. Right-
那是护士的打扮 这里有很多护士 No, they're all dressed like- there's a lot of nurses.
因为我们在医院里 'Cause we're at a hospital.
但是护士会不穿消毒防滑鞋吗 But a- but a nurse not wearing sterilized nonslip footwear?
-什么 -看 - What? - Look.
天哪 你说的没错 Oh! Ho-holy shit! You're right.
-是的 我这就... 谢谢 -加油 史蒂文 - yeah. L- I should, uh-thank you. - go, Steven with a "v."
工作第一 First priority, your-your occupation.
女人第二 Second priority, fornication!
女人第二 Fornication.
-不好意思 女士 -恩 怎么了 - Excuse me, ma'am. - Yes. Ooh. Sorry?
-只有媒体工作者才能到这儿来 -哦 当然 - Only media are allowed up here. - Oh. Absolutely.
这是我的证书 先生 My credentials, kind sir.
-字谜创作者? -没错 - "Cruciverbalist"? - See.
你应该下去找你的朋友 You gotta stay down there with your friends.
我的朋友 My friends.
别逼我们祈求 留下第三条腿 Don't make us beg! Save the third leg!
-别逼我们祈求 留下第三条腿 -继续 - Don't make us beg! Save the third leg! - Again!
别逼我们祈求 留下第三条腿 Don't make us beg! Save the third leg!
好了伙计们 30遍了 很棒 Okay, guys. That's 30. That was fantastic.
嗨 我很喜欢你的靴子 Hi there. I like your boots.
谢谢 Oh. Thanks.
你是支持保留第三条腿还是反对的 Are you pro-leg or anti-leg?
都不算吧 Neither really.
我们这儿是支持保留的 Well, um, this is the pro-leg group over here.
我们来支持佩吉宝宝的爸爸 We are supporting baby Peggy’s dad in
努力保留宝宝的第三条腿 The fight to save the baby's third leg.
-哇哦 -那边的是反对保留的 - Oh, wow. - Um, over there-well, those are the anti-leggers.
这多余的第三条腿 Well, is the, uh- is the additional leg
能活动还是不能活动 Functioning or nonfunctioning?
如果第三条腿可以活动 Because if it has full mobility,
那她在人类和医学史上都是特殊的人 It's both a physical asset and a medical phenomenon.
你说得可真多 Those are a lot of words.
-你的话太深奥 我不明白 -不好意思 - And they're kind of big. I don't understand. - Sorry.
另外还有一个重要的原因 In addition to promoting a righteous cause...
我们这边的零食比较不错 The pro-leggers have better snacks.
恩 好吧 Okay. I'm, um...
我支持保留 Definitely pro-leg then.
耶 Yea!
过来吧 你可以帮忙把剩下的蜡烛点燃 Come around. You can help light the rest of the candles.
好的 Okay. Okay.
爱死那靴子了 Love those boots.
安格斯 我拍到女婴爸爸离开时的影像了 Angus. Footage of the dad leaving the scene.
-干得不错 -是吧 - Nice work. - Right?
怎么做到的 How'd you get that?
哈特曼·休斯前沿报到 This is Hartman Hughes reporting from the edge.
还记得上次我去的相亲吗 You remember the blind date I went on?
-嗯 那个写填字游戏的 -对 - Yeah. The one who did the crossword. - Yeah.
她跟着我到这儿来了 She followed me here.
-这里? -是的 - Here? - Yeah, yeah.
我在桥那边看到她了 I mean, I saw her at the bridge,
我想现在她正和抗议者们在一起 And l- I think she's with the protesters.
她穿着红色的靴子 She has red boots.
-她长得好看吗 -谁在乎呢 - Is she attractive? - I mean, who cares?
我结婚九年了 我在乎 I've been married to the same woman for nine years. I care.
我想她以为是我邀请她来的 I think she thinks that I invited her here.
你邀请了吗 Did you?
没有 我的意思是 No. I mean, well-
不算是吧 Kind of. I mean-
我只是想表现得友好点 But I was just trying to be nice,
其实只是为了让她离开我的车 You know, to get her out of my truck.
你可以直接说 "下车" You could have tried "get out of my truck."
做好人了 难道还要我负责 I can't be held responsible for being a nice guy, right?
当然不用 No. Of course not.
除非她编了个全部关于你的字谜 Unless she's doing a crossword all about you...
还跟踪你穿过整个国家 And following you across the country like a stalker.
跟踪者? Stalker?
-谁是跟踪者 -史蒂夫 还是一流的 - Who has a stalker? - Steve does. Big-time.
-没有没有 什么啊 -一流的 - No, no, no, no. What? - Big-time.
真的假的 怎么了 Really? What's going on with that?
我只是在和他说玛丽的事 No, I was telling him about Mary.
记得玛丽吗 那个我父母安排相亲的 Remember Mary, the blind date my parents set me up on?
在卡车上她像个山狮一样扑上我 She was on me like a mountain lion in the truck.
理论很多 总说个不停 Great in theory, but... Wouldn't stop talking.
像个喋喋不休的百科全书 She was like a talking encyclopedia.
你说 她在这边 还是 So, uh, is she here, or-
不不不不 我觉得她只是 No. No, no, no. I think she went up-
红色靴子 和反抗者在一起 挺辣 Red boots, with the protesters. Hot.
红色靴子 Red boots?
-你和消防员好上了吗 -不是 - You bang a fireman? - No.
我哪有和消防员好 No, I did not bang a fireman.
好吧 我出去一下 All right. I'm gonna go outside...
去拿点零食来 And get some, uh, snacks.
-要点什么 -我要点汽水 - You want anything? - Oh, man. I could use a club soda...
加冰块还有一片柠檬就好 With shaved ice with a twist of lemon.
棒极了 他要帮我拿饮料哎 Awesome. He's getting me drinks.
你确定他会去吗 You think that's where he's going?
-对啊 -他才不会真的去呢 - Yeah! - That's not where he's going.
真不知道他想干什么 I don't know what he's up to.
他总在计划着什么 He's always thinking about something.
这胶水搞得我有点兴奋了 This glue is making me high.
这里面有甲苯 It's the, uh- it's the methylbenzene in there, Winston.
给我吧 Give me that.
亲爱的朋友 救救第三条腿 Save the leg, my friend
这儿 Here.
-伙计 -嗨 - Hey, guys. - Oh, hi.
-需要帮忙吗 -好啊 - uuan I help? - Oh, sure.
玛丽 你见过霍华德吗 Mary, have you met Howard?
霍华德 这是玛丽 玛丽 这是霍华德 Howard, Mary. Mary, Howard.
-你好啊 -我不太懂你的意思 - How do you do? - Uh, I'm not quite sure what you mean.
我还是坐下来好了 I'm just gonna sit down.
-我能做点什么 -你能做这个绸带吗 - So, what can I do? - Can you, um- can you do the ribbon?
-当然 -剪刀在这儿 - Yes. - Okay. Here's scissors if you need them.
-玛丽 -嘿 那个播新闻的 - Mary. - Oh, hey. That's that news guy.
哈特曼·休斯 Hartman Hughes.
这里是支持保留腿的阵营咯 So, this is the pro-legger camp.
-是的 -很酷的组嘛 - Yeah. - Handsome group.
没错 That's right.
你们都支持让佩吉不正常啊 You folks are all for keeping baby Peggy abnormal.
-不正常? -多出来的腿自然有它的用处 - Abnormal? - Extra legs equals extra awesomeness.
是啊 Yeah.
-就像树蛙那样 -什么? - She'd just be like the tree frog. - Come again?
一种吸虫类寄生虫导致多肢畸形 A trematode parasite causes polymely-
就像树蛙"多余的腿"的一样 That means "extra limbs" - in-in tree frogs. Yeah.
经常有 很正常 Happens all the time. It's -it's totally normal.
有些池塘里将近四分之一的树蛙 In some ponds, there's a quarter of the tree frogs-
哈特曼·休斯 Hartman Hughes!
有多余的脚 有的时候还发现 With extra limbs, and sometimes they found that if-
那个 我们打算去媒体帐篷那边 You know, over at the media tent...
休息个几分钟 We're gonna take a break in a few minutes...
我很乐意你能一起来 And, uh, sure enough like you to join me.
哦 不行 我还得上长笛课 Oh. I can't. Um, I have flute lessons.
史蒂夫会在那儿吗 Will Steve be there?
你觉得是谁让我过来的 Who do you think sent me?
好吧 小女人 你去吧 All right, girl. You go, girl.
去媒体帐篷吧 淫荡点 Go on to that media tent with your bad self.
去找你的男人吧 亲爱的 Go get your man, honey.
-我马上回来 -需要帮助的话就大叫 - i’ll be right back. - holler if you need backup.
史蒂夫有和你说我为他写了个字谜吗 Did Steve tell you all about the crossword I did for him?
我无法形容这对他有多重要呢 There's no words to describe how much it meant to him.
肯定有啊 总有可以表达的 Oh, but there are. There are always words.
-你知道吗 -嗯? - You know- - Yes?
看得出他还是用老方法追你 It's easy to see why he fell for you the way he did.
所以 他... So, he, uh- oh, yeah.
他和你说了我们之间这种 He told you all about t
不可思议的关联和强烈的 He incredible connection and intensity...
-难以描述的感觉? -是的 - And je ne sais quoi? - Oh, yeah.
他说了这种感觉 He told me about the quoi.
他一直不停地说这种感觉 He wouldn't shut his pie hole about the quoi.
但是 他总是有点畏惧这种感觉 But, you know, his bliss is tempered with fear.
你刚才见到他的时候 When you saw him today...
你有觉得他洋溢着喜悦吗 Did he seem like a man whose heart and loins were full of joy?
我 我不知道 I-I don't know. I don't know if- if-
-恩 没有吧 -没有 - Mum, no. - No.
因为他很害怕 玛丽 It's because he's afraid, Mary.
他怕你会伤了他的心 He's afraid you're gonna... Break his heart.
我不会这么做的 我不会对史蒂夫这样 But I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that to Steve.
绝对不会 I could never do that.
我不可能... I'm incapable...
你能让你的嘴巴停下来会儿吗 You rest those pretty little mouth pillows, huh?
你得留着等下再说 You're gonna need 'em later for all sorts of naughtiness.
我现在需要知道的是 What I need to know from you right now...
你会一直留下来 Are you gonna stick around long
直到帮史蒂夫克服他的恐惧吗 Enough to help us work through Steve’s fear?
当然 当然会的 Oh. Of course. Of course. Yes.
-如果他让你走 你不要走 -不走 好吧 - If he tells you to go, you don't go. - Mm-hmm. No? Okay.
他会一直说 He starts throwing words around
"傻子" "疯子" "神经病" 这些话 Like "cuckoo" and "loony" and "crazy"...
都是因为他害怕之词 That's his fear talking.
-知道了吗 -好的 知道了 - All right? - Okay. Okay. Yes.
如果他想逃走 要抓住他 If he tries to run away, I want you to grab him.
-好吧 -相信上帝给你的力量 坚持住 - Okay. - And with the strength that god gives you, hang on.
-冷静 集中注意力 -好的好的 - Be calm and focused. - Okay. Okay.
-知道为什么吗 -为什么 - You wanna know why? - Why? Yeah. Why?
你是你们关系的关键 You're the rock in this relationship.
我是关键 I'm the rock.
你像胶水一样把彼此黏在一起 You're the glue that holds it together.
我是胶水 好吧 I'm the glue. Okay.
现在 看着我 集中注意 Right here. Look at me. Focus.
你会一直坚持 Are you gonna soldier on...
不管发生什么吗 No matter what happens?
当然 Of course.
-当然 -很好 - Of course. - Good.
知道我在你美丽的大眼睛里看到什么了吗 You know what I see in those big, beautiful eyes?
细小的月牙形皱纹? Plica semilunaris secretions?
还是有什么东西在我眼睛里 Do I have something in my eye?
勇气 Bravery.
事实上 我很紧张 Hmm. Well, I'm a little nervous.
-现在去搞定你的史蒂夫 -好吧 - Now you go get your Steve on. - Okay. Okay.
-你说她精力过剩吗 -是啊 她的确是 - You said she was hyper? - Yeah, she's really hyper.
不错 不错啊 那种冷静和专注的女人 That's good. That's good. The calm and focused ones...
她们总把秘密藏在心里 在你知道前... They keep all that bottled up inside, and before you know it-
知道吗 只要她很亢奋 You know? But as long as she's hyper,
你就不必担心这个 You don't have to worry about it.
她从来就不冷静 One thing she isn't is calm.
-老兄 -还想告诉我什么 - Dude. - Something you wanna tell me?
-那个是她吗 -什么 - Dude. Is that her? - Hmm?
那个是她吗 Is that her?
想要点吗 Want some?
好吧 Okay.
她怎么进来的 How'd she get in here?
我怎么知道 她很冷静啊 I don't know. She's calm.
兄弟 想你啊 史蒂文加油 Boy, did I miss you, Steven with a "v."
-我们出去说 -行啊 - Let's go for a talk outside. - Okay. Walkie-talk.
-这边 -好啊 - Right out here. - Okay.
好吧 All right.
-怎么了 -好吧 - Oops. Yes? - Okay.
-你不能呆在这儿 -我当然可以 - You can't stay here. - Sure I can.
-不 -这就是我工作的好处 哪儿都可以... - No. - That’s the beauty of my job. I can send in...
随时随地都可以交稿 Crossword puzzles from anywhere in the world.
听我说 No. Listen. Listen.
好了 Okay.
听我说 Listen to me.
我不想你待在这儿 好吗 I don't want you here. Okay?
但你说过想的 But you said.
我说过...我是个男人 行了吧 I said- I know- I'm a guy. Okay?
我们有时会词不达意 We say things we don't mean.
当你说你词不达意的时候 Well, then, how do I know you mean what you're saying now...
我怎么能知道你现在说的是不是达意了 When you said you didn't mean what you said?
我要疯了 That's crazy.
因为你害怕才这样说的 Well, see, that's your fear talking.
你为什么如此淡定 Why are you so calm?
你怎么不兴奋激动呢 How come you're not more hyper?
都快把我逼疯了 That's freaking me out a bit.
说真的 I gotta be honest.
-史蒂夫 会好起来的 -当然会 如果你 - Steve, it's all gonna be okay. - I know it is, if you-
可能还会更精彩 Maybe even wonderful.
-哈特曼·休斯什么都告诉我了 -什么 - Hartman Hughes told me everything. -What?
我和哈特曼·休斯谈过了 I talked to Hartman Hughes.
你什么时候和他谈了 When did you talk to him?
-这并不重要 -他来找你的吗 - It doesn't matter. - Did he- did he come get you?
-史蒂夫 -他在哪儿 - Steve. - Where is he?
史蒂文 史蒂文 过来 看着我 Steven, Steven, Steven, Steven. Come here. Look at me.
看着了吗 看着我 You here? Are you here with me?
-好的 -专注点 看这儿 好吗 看着我 - Okay. - Focus. Right here. Okay? Look at me.
亲密关系并不能取代人生规划 "Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a life plan...
但若想人生更有意义更精彩 "But to have any meaning or validity at all...
人生规划必须要包含亲密关系 A life plan must include intimate relationships."
知道是谁说的吗 Do you know who said that?
-上帝说的? -哈里特·雷纳 - Jesus? - Harriet Lerner.
他是心理学家 讲师 作家 Psychologist, lecturer and author of the timeless classic
经典著作《弗兰妮·克兰尼 有只鸟在你头发里》一书的作者 Franny B.Kranny, there's a bird in your hair!
-我本来想去找主管 但是 -休斯 - I was gonna run for governor, but... - Hey, Hughes.
过来 Come here.
-过来 -史蒂夫 - Come here.- Steve.
-来啦 -这是你的另一个恶作剧 是吗 - Yes, sir.- This another one of your pranks? Huh?
我不知道你想怎么样 I don't know what you're into, Lago,
但你最好告诉她真相 But you better tell her the truth,
好吗 Okay?
我是新闻记者 我说的都是事实 I'm a newsman. I'm incapable of saying anything but the truth.
那你告诉他你说谎了 我真的 Okay. Well, then tell her you lied and- and that I really-
不希望你待在这儿 抱歉 I don't want you here. I'm sorry.
好的 Okay.
抱歉 只是 Sorry. Just...
天不遂人愿 Things didn't work out.
你会找到一个好男人的 You're gonna find a great guy.
孩子 Baby.
什么 What is that?
我希望你们生个孩子 I want you guys to have a baby.
为什么 Why?
你们天生一对 You guys belong together.
-我要揍你 -不是吧 - I'm gonna hit you, man. - Aw, come on.
你不会揍CCN记者的脸吧 You're not gonna hit the face of CCN-
住手 Stop it!
"通过暴力而取得的胜利与失败无异 "Victory attained through violence is tantamount to defeat,
因为它是如此短暂" For it is momentary."
我就是这么说的 This is what I'm talking about.
你知道是谁说的吗 甘地 Do you know who said it? Gandhi.
甘地 Gandhi.
-你怕什么 -我怕什么? - What are you afraid of? - What am I afraid of?
你不想让她知道你在树干上 You don't want her to know about
刻下了 "我伤害了玛丽" 的句子 "I heart mary" carved in a tree trunk?
你为什么总向她灌输这种事情 Why are you putting stuff like that in her head?
-你这么说过? -没有 我根本没说过 - You said that? - No, I never said that.
也许你在害怕了不起的哈特曼·休斯 Maybe you're afraid the great Hartman Hughes
会将她的心偷走 Is gonna steal her away.
-你疯了 -我就像特洛伊的海伦 别打了 - You're crazy! - I'm like Helen of Troy. No fights!
佩吉宝贝的双亲已经到场了 Hey, guys! Baby Peggy's parents settled.
-史蒂夫 你的机子 -上帝啊 安格斯 - Steve, your camera. - Oh, Jesus, Angus!
-抱歉 抱歉 -看看 看看 - Sorry. Sorry. - See what happens?
你给我捣乱 你还给我的助手捣乱 You mess with me. You mess with my boy.
-玛丽 别动 玛丽 别动 -但是你 - Mary, stay! Mary, stay! - But you...
-玛丽 - 联系工作站 - Mary! - Call the station.
-玛丽 -两分钟后直播 - Mary! - We're live in two minutes!
纸巾 Tissue.
由于时间所剩无几 阿奎罗一家和解 With mere hours to spare, the Agueros reconciled...
同意在佩吉宝贝能够自己做决定之前 Agreeing to halt surgery until baby
先停止手术的进行 Peggy is old enough to decide for herself.
现在是阿奎罗一家团聚的一刻 It's time for the Agueros to be a family once again.
今天 就像高贵的树蛙 So today, like the noble tree frog...
第三腿是自然所赐 Whose third leg is nothing if not natural...
佩吉宝贝将继续她的三条腿人生 Baby Peggy marches on with her three-legged life.
史蒂夫我来了 借过 Steve! I'm coming.Excuse me.
-医疗突发事件 -谢谢 借过 - Medical emergency. - Thank you. Please allow me through.
可能导致脑震荡 随时晕倒 Possible concussion, could faint at any time.
-史蒂夫 我来了 -不不不 你不能去那儿 - Steve, I'm coming. - No, no. Ma'am, you can't go back there.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
谁能帮帮他 Could someone please help him?
给他止血收缩剂或是鼻血止血棉球 好吗 Maybe apply a vasoconstrictor or a nasal tampon? Please.
她想杀了我 她想杀了我 She trying to kill me? She's trying to kill me.
哈特曼·休斯为您报道 This is Hartman Hughes report-
究竟怎么了 What the hell was that?
因为史蒂夫带来的女孩 头儿 It's this girl who Steve invited, sir.
我没带她来 她追踪我 I didn't invite her. She's stalking me.
没关系 Never mind.
有飓风将在德州沿海登陆 去报道 There's a hurricane off the coast of Texas. Get to it.
抱歉 这种事情不会再发生了 I'm sorry. It'll never happen again.
如果你们三不是离加尔维斯顿最近的团队 If you three weren't the closest crew to Galveston,
你们现在就得卷铺盖回家 You'd be hitchhiking home by now.
-好的 头儿 -挂电话 - Yes, sir. - Get off the phone.
你听说过树蛙吗 Did you hear that about the tree frog?
她一说话 我就能嗅到新闻桌的味道 Every time she speaks, I smell anchor desk.
我知道了 哈特曼 I get it, Hartman.
你想要报复我 但利用玛丽可不地道 You're trying to get back at me, but Mary's not the way.
她疯了 她想要杀了我 She's insane. She tried to kill me.
哈特曼 她不太对劲 Hartman, something's wrong with her.
-你没看到吗 -你摔倒了 - You didn't see that? - You fell down. Boo-hoo.
我摔倒了? 我的腿都没直觉了 I fell down? My legs were taken out from under me.
你说什么呢 她在追踪我 What are you talking about? She's stalking me.
-小伙子 她可没追踪你 -史蒂夫 - Dude, she's not stalking you. - Steve!
倒霉 跟她说我没在这儿 Oh, shit! Tell her I'm not here.
跟她说我没在这儿 Tell her I'm not here.
-史蒂夫 你们好 -你好 玛丽 - Steve. Hi, guys. - Hello, Mary.
抱歉 我被扣留了 Hi.I'm so sorry I was detained.
官方怀疑我与一项 I was questioned by authorities about an
明显针对你们职员的犯罪行为有关 Apparent crime against one of your coworkers.
但是都解决了 史蒂夫 But all's been resolved.Steve.
你差点让我们丢了工作 Considering you almost cost us our job,
也许现在你不该跟来 Maybe now's not a great time.
非常抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我可以给你们的雇主打电话向他道歉 I could call your employer and apologize.
我能用17种语言说道歉呢 I can actually apologize in 17 different languages.
玛丽 我们要去加尔维斯顿 那儿有飓风 So, Mary, we're going to Galveston. There's a big storm there.
-你了解加尔维斯顿吗 -你干嘛呢 - What do you know about Galveston? - What are you doing?
好的 加尔维斯顿 Great. Galveston.
加尔维斯顿可以说是南部新的同性恋圣地 Well, Galveston's the south's new gay mecca-
是全国前10的同性恋友好型的城市 One of the country's top 10 gay-friendliest cities.
-同性恋友好型 安格斯 -你好啊 史蒂夫 - Gay friendly, Angus. - Yeah. Hi, Steve.
她跟着咱车跑吗 Is she running along side the van?
你还知道什么 What else you got?
-美国历史上最大的自然灾害 -真的吗 - Biggest natural disaster in american history. - Really?
6000多人丧命于加尔维斯顿 Over 6,000 dead in Galveston alone.
10...我能喝一口吗 Yeah. Ten- can I have that?
-10个修女和90个孤儿 -安格斯 开快点儿 - Ten nuns and 90 orphans. - Angus, go faster.
问问她为什么要追踪我 Ask her why she's following me. Please.
你为什么要追踪他 Why are you stalking him?
我没追踪他 我没追踪他 I'm not- I'm not stalking. No, I'm not stalking.
追踪指的是固执的追逐猎物 Stalking's an obsessive pursuit of prey.
但是你好像追着他的车呀 But you're kind of following along side his van.
谁不会呢 Who wouldn't?
史蒂文是一个聪明有礼的 Steven is a smart, decent,
惹人喜爱的 如果他愿意的话 Loving- if he allows himself, right?
惹人喜爱的 有着刻骨恐惧的才华出众的人 Loving, talented human being with deep-seated fears.
我哪儿也不会去的 史蒂夫 I'm not going anywhere,Steve.
-我是你的死忠 我会粘着你 -玛丽 - I'm your rock. I'm your glue. - Mary.
-史蒂夫 -回家 走 - Steve, hi. - Go home. Go.
你应该来 You should come!
你知道在填字游戏中绝不会看到哪个词吗 You know what word you never see in crosswords?
走 或者其它由两个字母组成的单词 "go." that or any other two-letter words.
走 这个词 没意思 The word "go"-not fun.
赶快走 这个词 才有意思 The word "vamoose"-now that's super fun.
在这个意义上填字游戏与现实生活很相似 Yes.Crosswords are a lot like life in that way.
不冒险就会无聊 They're only boring if you have no sense of adventure.
我们不将所有的蜡烛都点上 霍华德 We didn't get to light all the candles,Howard.
-好的 我们省着点儿用 -好的 - That's okay. We can save them. - Okay. Ooh.
玛丽 你去哪儿了 Hi, Mary. Where're you been?
我要去 我要去史蒂夫的第二个工作地找他 I'm -I'm going to- I'm going to go meet Steve at his next job.
加尔维斯顿 Yeah. Galveston.
那儿有飓风 Yes, it's a storm.
你走之前能给我签名吗 Could you sign my autograph book before you go?
如果 如果我能有辆车 Yeah, if I, uh- if I had a- a car...
去加尔维斯顿 On my way to Galveston,
我可以穿越杜兰特 俄克拉荷马 I could go through Durant,Oklahoma...
他们那儿有世界上最大的花生 Where they have the world's largest peanut.
我喜欢花生 特别是大个儿的 I love peanuts,especially the giant ones.
-当然了 谁不喜欢啊 -我知道 - Yeah, well, who doesn't? - I know.
好爱它们 Love them.
-给你 -我来开车 - There you go. - i'll drive.
-真的吗 -对啊 为什么不呢 - Really? - Yeah, why not?
好的 赶快走 All right. Vamoose.
确实要赶快走 Vamoose indeed.
-你的是什么车 -格里莫林（AMC公司制造） - So, uh, what kind of car do you have? - A gremlin.
-哪年的 -76年的 - Wat year? - '76.
-你更换双线式点火连接器了吗 -是的 - Did you replace the two-wire ignition connector? - Yes.
倒档坏了 有时候会抛锚 The reverse doesn't work, and sometimes it stalls.
但是其它部分和新的一样 But otherwise, it's good as new.
有飓风太令人讨厌了 This storm could be nasty.
我们真要去吗 Are we sure that we wanna drive into it?
来吧 能有多糟呢 对不? Come on. How bad could it be, right?
风暴预告 Storm watch!
预计拉奎夏飓风明早 Hurricane laquisha expected
即将登陆 To make landfall by tomorrow morning.
更可怕的情形是 And what makes this situation even more frightening-
德州地区目前正处于 That area of texas currently in the midst...
史上最糟的龙卷风多发季 Of the worst tornado season in history.
因此一切都变得更有趣了 And here's where things get interesting.
加上即将到来的蝉的迁徙 Add a looming cicada migration...
没人知道这场风暴会带来多大的灾难 And no one knows just how devastating this storm could be.
你们还记得80年代时 Did you know that back in the '80s when
所有人都认为喷雾罐 Everyone's concern was with the aerosol cans...
对臭氧层的破坏最大 而真相是 It was actually the cows and their gases...
牛和它们排出的气体 Which were actually doing
才是最具破坏性的 The most damage to the ozone layer?
关了你的收音机 快点儿 快点儿 Turn off your radio come on, come on
你会感觉不错 You're gonna feel all right
让我们今晚去野餐 Let's do the panic tonight
一个满脸皱纹的小妇人 A little wrinkled old lady.
那是特蕾莎修女 她是卖的最好的 Yeah, that's mother teresa.She's my best seller.
-我是一个苹果雕刻家 -真的吗 - I'm an apple sculptor. - Really?
我喜欢苹果 I love apples.
-真的吗 -真的 - Yeah? - I do.
我是学物理学的 但我觉着没意思 Well, I went to school for physics, but I got bored.
所以我现在就做这个 So I, uh- so now I just make these
然后在苹果头网上出售 And sell them on appleheadsrule.com.
给你看另一个 Here, let me show you another one.
-是克莱·艾肯（美国偶像第二季亚军） -是克莱·艾肯 - Oh! Clay Aiken! - Yeah, it's Clay Aiken.
我爱他 I love him!
我在家里思考 You know, I was sitting at home...
我得到了我想要的一切 Just thinking that I had everything I needed right there.
有时会想可能还有更多的机遇 And then I just thought, maybe there's more,you know?
也许这正是我想走的道路 Maybe this is the road I'm supposed to be on.
也许就是 Maybe it is.
现在把镜头转向哈特曼·休斯 And now we go out to Hartman Hughes,
他正享受着新鲜空气呢 Who's enjoying some fresh air.
哈特曼 没被淋太湿吧 Hartman, not getting too wet, are you?
宝拉 唯一防止我跌入这个 Paula, the only thing keeping me from
深不可测的 鲨鱼遍布湖底的 Falling into the bottomless depths. Of these shark-infested waters...
就是这个脆弱的微不足道的栏杆 Is this flimsy two-by-four railing.
加尔维斯顿居民希望这场风暴 And the Galvestonians here are hoping that this storm...
不要比1900年的更严重 Will not surpass the storm of 1900...
那场风暴导致了6000人丧命 When 6,000 people lost their lives-
修女和孤儿们被冲至海里 Nuns, orphans washed out to sea.
这里是哈特曼·休斯在加尔维斯顿 This is Hartman Hughes in Galveston...
一场小风暴中心 In the middle of a mild storm...
为您发回的前线报道 Reporting from the edge.
好的 干得好 All right. Good work.
-干得好 -很高兴能帮上忙 - Good job. - Happy to help!
-妈呀 玛丽来了 -哪儿呢 - Holy shit! There's Mary! - Where?
你个混蛋 You know, you're an asshole!
我喜欢盛装打扮 真的喜欢 You know what? I love dressing up. I do.
但是 那些聚会如火花般转瞬即逝 But, guys, those panties are short on sparkle.
感谢水钻装饰机（把水钻等固定在衣服上） Thank the good Lord for the bedazzler.
朋友们 坚持住 Guys? Hold on!
-遭了 遭了 -天哪 - Oh, crap! - Oh, god!
挂倒档 倒档 Okay, reverse! Reverse!
车发动不了了 倒档坏了 The car won't start! Reverse doesn't work!
-上帝啊 -挂前进挡 - Oh, my god! - Put it in drive!
-挂不上 抛锚了 -天哪 - I can't! It's stalled! - Okay. Oh, god!
车发动不了 我们怎么办 It will not start.What are we gonna do?
好吧 Okay, okay. Uh- uh-
-遭了 -暴风雨下水道 - Crap! - Storm drain!
-好的 -出来 - Okay.Okay.- Get out!
快点儿 Guys, come on!
-我的鞋 -把手给我 - My shoe! - Give me your hand!
快点 快跑 Come on! Keep running!
-快点 -我们得快点儿 - Come on! - We have to hurry!
所有人都进来 顺着管道走 快点儿 Everybody get in! Get in and go all the way down! Hurry!
堵住了 It's blocked!
我们会没事儿的 我们会没事儿的 We're gonna be okay though.We're gonna be fine.
雨披 Yea! Ponchos!
对灾祸的准备永远不怕多 朋友们 Yes. No such thing as too prepared for adversity, my friends.
头喙亚目昆虫纲半翅类 Insecta hemiptera of the suborder auchenorrhyncha!
蝉 Cicada.
这个物种每17年才来这里一次 This species only comes around every 17 years!
蝉龙卷风中有这些非常非常聪明的蝉 Add these very, very smart cicadas to a tornado...
是千载难逢的自然奇观 It's like a once-in-a-life time natural miracle!
-知道我们有多幸运吗 -酷啊 - Do you know how lucky we are? - Cool.
混蛋 Shit!
脏话 Curse words.
咒骂 脏话 诅咒 Swearing, profanity, expletives-a good old cuss.
也许这些话在某些场合不适合 Maybe these words aren't such a good idea in some places...
比如玩填字游戏时或者在幼儿园时 Such as crosswords or kindergarten...
但和朋友在一起 在下水道里时 But when amongst friends and in a sewer...
非常适合说句这样的话 It's perfectly acceptable to have a mouth like one.
我的车 My car.
-风暴结束了 还会发生什么 -没什么新鲜的 - Storm's over. What else is happening? - All quiet.
克里斯 今天有没有名人因醉酒驾车被抓 Hey, Chris, any celebrities arrested for drunk driving today?
把电话给我 Give me the phone.
安格斯 你们怎么能错过龙卷飓风的报道 Angus, how in the hell do you miss a "tornadocane"?
求您了 再给我们一次机会 Please, give us another chance.
如果总是这样 你们让我别无选择 If you keep this up, you're leaving me no choice.
-求您了 头儿 -找找倒下的交通标志 破损的船 - Please, sir, I- - Get me downed street signs, damaged boats,
淹死的小狗 Drowned puppies-
随便什么 Whatever.
然后你们都要在周二上午9:00到我办公室 And then I want you all in my office tuesday morning at 9:00.
头儿 很抱歉 头儿 我 Sir, I'm sorry, sir, I-
他们被解雇了 就这么办了 They're through, all of them. Finished.
看看瓦兹奎兹在NNC是不是干的开心 Find out if vasquez is happy at NNC.
我们得去拍一个关于风暴破坏的短片 We need to go shoot some b-roll of the storm damage.
我不惧怕爱情 I'm not scared of love.
我跟她约会过一次 我跟她约会过一次 I went on one date with her, mom. I went on one date with her.
短片 B- roll?
完全浪费了我这张上天所赐的英俊脸 A complete waste of my handsome gifts.
哪会有你所需要的合适的灾难呢 Where's a decent tragedy when you need one, huh?
谁想向前 谁想向后 Who wants to go forward? Who wants to go backward?
孩子们 准备好好玩了吗 Hey, kids. Who's ready for some fun?
不 No!
你可以编这样的小手袋 You can knit this handy purse.
抱歉 我们得中断一下 Sorry. We're gonna have to interrupt.
来自科罗拉多州的银羽毛市的突发新闻 Breaking news from Silver Plume, Colorado.
一群听力受损的孩子 A group of hearing-impaired children
跌进了一个废弃的矿井 Have plummeted into an abandoned mine shaft.
我刚听说 我们派谁去报道了 Yeah, I just heard. Who are we sending to cover it?
什么 What?
满怀喜悦以致忽视了前方情况 ...Blissfully unaware of what lay ahead.
没其他人了吗 Is there no one else?
还没有关于伤亡的情况 约翰 There's no word yet on injuries,John...
但是我们得知一辆起重机 But we are getting reports that
已经在前来的路上了 A crane is on its way to the scene...
争取在地面塌陷埋住 To try and rescue those poor deaf children...
这些可怜的聋孩子之前进行援救 Before the ground collapses on top of them.
-朱迪和约翰为您报道 -这是一个了不起的故事 - Judy, John, back to you. - Now that's a great story.
安格斯 你从哪儿拿那些的 Angus, where'd you get those?
玛丽能种这些 Mary could have planted those.
你认为她会在薯片里下毒吗 You think she poisoned our chips?
你能证明她没下毒吗 Well, can you prove that she didn't?
这是你买的吗 我可没买 Huh? Did you buy them? I didn't buy them.
你买的 不 你什么都不会买 Did you buy- you don't buy anything.
是你买的吗 Did you buy them?
知道不 投毒是疯狂的女人 You know, poisoning is the number one
杀人武器的首选 Murder method for crazy women.
你在跟我开玩笑吗 Are you kidding me?
没有 Nope.
都给我扔出去 哥们儿 Everything's gotta go out.
我们得去洗胃 我们得去洗胃 We gotta flush it. We gotta flush it, guys.
鸣下喇叭啊 别污染环境啊 Give a hoot. Don't pollute.
-我很抱歉 -这不怪你 - I'm sorry. - It's not your fault.
知道吗 我老爸是名越战战地记者 You know, my old man was a combat journalist in 'nam.
继承他的衣钵可不容易啊 Hard to fill those boots, huh?
在我来不及说再见前他就被杀了 Got killed before I ever had a chance to say good-bye to him.
如果我能成为首席主持人 Yeah, if I ever get that anchor desk...
他在天堂会为我感到自豪的 He's gonna be really proud of me in heaven.
兄弟们 我们好像快到风眼了 Well, looks like we found the eye of the storm, guys.
靠 那是玛丽 Holy shit. There's Mary.
天啊 不是吧 Oh, my god! Oh, come on!
哦 天呐 那是史蒂夫哎 Oh, my god. It's Steve. Steve.
史蒂夫 Steve.
-你在干嘛 -呼吸新鲜空气 - What are you doing? What? - Getting some air.
你写了什么 What are you writing?
你该不会是告诉她我们的去向吧 You're not telling her where we're going?
我只是做些提示 别烦我 I'm making some notes! Leave me alone!
-别啊 -不行 - Stop it! - No way!
史蒂夫 史蒂夫 史蒂夫 Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve!
上帝啊 她手里有弯刀 Oh, jesus! She's got a machete!
她哪儿搞来的弯刀 Where the hell did she get a machete?
天呐 她要把我眼珠子挖出来 Oh, man! She's gonna pluck my eyes out, man!
她要把我的眼珠子挖出来 She is gonna carve my eyes out
并让我吃了它们 And she's gonna make me eat them!
我发誓 我在网上读过这篇报道 I swear to god. I've read about it on the internet, man!
哦 天呐 她要把我的脚砍下来 Oh, my god! She's gonna cut my feet off!
我将不能行走 她会让我吃了我的腿 I'm not gonna be able to walk! She's gonna make me eat my legs!
她会强迫你吃你的腿? She's gonna make you eat your legs?
-是的 我看过这篇报道 -是吗 - Yeah, I read about it! - Oh, really?
是嘛 类似那种金华火腿吗 What, some sort of pimento leg loaf?
你认为这好玩吗 Hey! You think this is funny?
我看到过这篇报道的 I've read up on this!
我知道这不一样 I know it's not the same thing as
你给我闭嘴 闭嘴 Just shut up. Just shut up.
你给我闭嘴 你赶紧给我闭嘴 Just shut up! Just shut the heck up!
-我发誓 -闭嘴 好吗 - I swear to - Shut up! All right?
上帝啊 该怎么说你们呢 Jesus! Where do I begin?
哈特曼 以月老之名 Hartman, for the love of god
别再折磨他了 Stop tanning.
你看上去就像是奶酪夹 You look like a cheese nip!
你就像是个长着嘴的橙子 You look like an orange with lips!
你就像个皱褶的桃子 You look like a wrinkled peach!
还有你 And you!
赫拉多(美国著名记者)把假发拿掉 Geraldo! Lose the wig!
你就像个退役的色情明星 You look like a retired porn star.
你想愚弄谁呢 Who you fooling?
掩饰得可真好 爱因斯坦 Oh, that's a great disguise, Einstein.
货车也一样 蠢货 The van's the same, dumb-ass!
玛丽不是变态 你才是变态 Mary is not a psycho. You're the psycho.
她只是一个穿红靴的聪明女孩 She's just a smart girl with red boots.
说的好 安格斯 That's good work, Angus.
我就知道你还是有色心的 I knew you had some balls in those Underoos.
找到了 找到了 Okay. Ooh. Okay.
聋哑儿童被困煤矿 Deaf kids in a mine.
在银羽毛市 Silver Plume.
请来 "贝" 我 Please 'meat' me.
"贝" Meat.
请来 "贝 贝" Please meat, m-e-a-t.
"请在那儿贝我 你的史蒂夫" "Please meat me there. XO, Steve."
看见没 他需要我 See? He needs me
别是需要我帮他纠正拼写就好 If only to help with his spelling.
知道我最喜欢填字游戏什么吗 You know what one of my favorite ingredients of crosswording is?
那就是坚持 Perseverance.
如果你中途退出 那你就失败了 If you quit a puzzle, you can't finish it.
当然偶尔也会遇见你认为 Sure, every once in a while, you run into a doozy...
百年难解的难题 That you don't think you could ever solve in a million years...
可只要你坚持 你会解决它的 But if you stick with it, you figure it out.
最终会的 Eventually.
最不可取的就是中途放弃 Worst thing you can do is leave it unfinished.
这永远无法解决问题 是吧 It's never the solution, is it?
知道我为什么爱填字游戏吗 You know what my favorite part of a crossword is?
你能明白曾以为自己不明白的事情 When you realize you know something you didn't think you knew.
也许吧 Maybe.
去科罗拉多吗 To Colorado then?
-你得到所有的糖果 -太棒了 - You got all the sugar - Yea!
你享用不尽 You'll ever need
请大家退后 Hey, people, back it up!
这块地面随时可能塌陷 请退后 This ground can collapse at any time, so please, please back it up!
兄弟们 开始吧 慢慢把他放下去 Here we go, guys. Start lowering him down.
瓦兹奎兹 Vasquez.
他做什么手势 Hey, what's he doing with his hands?
畜生 Son of a bitch.
我的辉煌之日还没到来 I haven't had my big moment yet
我必须找点猛料 So I gotta find something.
他们都没事了 They're all okay!
好的 倒数三 All right, on three.
3 2 1 Three, two, one.
人们在科罗拉多欢欣鼓舞 Elation here in Colorado...
然而危险潜伏在每个角落 And yet danger lurking at every corner...
救生员已将这些小天使们 As rescuers bring the "besmudged"
从矿底救出 Llittle cherubs up one at a time.
谢天谢地他们都平安无事 Thank god they're all right.
谢主保佑 Thank you, god.
这是最后一个了 That's the last of them!
他出来了 He's out.
最后一名儿童获救 The last child is now rescued...
父母们和工作人员喜极而泣 With the parents rejoicing along with the many workers.
不好 有事发生了 Wait. Wait a minute. There's something happening.
地面似乎要塌陷了 The ground seems to be collapsing.
起重机在颤抖 这太可怕了 The heavy crane is actually shaking. Oh, this is terrible.
是的 那里很危险 Yes, it's dangerous there.
发生什么事了 What happened?
我不知道 I don't know...
我不知道 但我感觉一场官司即将展开 I don't know... But I smell a lawsuit.
美满的结局 A happy ending
然而全国的父母心里都有一个疑问 And yet parents around the country wondering...
"我的家庭是否面临废旧煤矿的威胁 "Is my family in danger from an abandoned mine?
我的后院是个废旧的煤矿吗" Is my backyard an abandoned mine?"
危险解除 Danger's passed!
谢天谢地他们都完好无损 Thank god they're all safe.
是他吗 Is that him?
是的 Yeah.
"事实就是事实 无法预料" Well. "Truth is truth, to the end of reckoning."
莎士比亚说的吧 Shakespeare.
我对这些素昧平生的朋友们说 And I say to these complete strangers
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
这场事故使得全国父母们不禁要问 ...One that has left parents across this country wondering...
如何使我家庭远离废弃煤矿的威胁 "How do I keep my family safe from abandoned mines?
我的房间 "Is my bedroom-and more to the point
老天啊 Holy shit.
我的特大号床是否坐落在废弃煤矿上 "My king-sized bed- on top of an abandoned mine?
我孩子的学校是否坐落在废煤矿上 "Is my child's school built on top of an abandoned mine?
废弃煤矿是否危机四伏 Are abandoned mines always unsafe?
你看见了吗 Did you see that?
-玛丽掉进洞里了 -你别扯淡了 - Mary's in the hole. - Don't be ridiculous.
有人掉进去了 Somebody else went in!
停 赶紧去那边 Cut! Get over there!
-把录像倒回来 -什么 - Get back from the tape now! - What?
来啊 拿着 快点 Come on, handheld. Come on, let's go!
难道是有人掉进去了吗 Did somebody fall in the mine?
告诉她急救在来的路上了 Tell her help is on the way.
我们在寻找一个新的起重机 We're working on getting a new crane.
我们只是要确认她是否还清醒 We just need her to confirm she's conscious.
把那个给我 Here. Give me that.
所有现场急救人员 All rescue personnel on scene...
显然又一名受害者 Apparently we have another victim
掉入煤矿洞 Who has gone into the hole at the mine.
我不害怕 Okay, I am not afraid.
我不害怕 我也不恐惧 I'm not afraid, nor am I affrightened.
有人吗 Hello!
是我啊 玛丽·霍洛维兹 It is me, Mary Horowitz.
我貌似掉进煤矿里了 Yes, I seem to have fallen into the mine.
有人吗 Hello? Everyone?
是我啊 玛丽·霍洛维兹 It's, uh, me, Mary Horowitz.
有人吗 Hello?
请大家靠后 People, please move back.
-退后 退后 -这块地面不安全 - Back up! Back it up. - This ground is unstable.
她就如囊地鼠般跳进洞里了 So she just dove in that hole, like a gopher.
不是的 哥们儿不是像囊地鼠 No, dude, not like a gopher.
就跟人类一样 Like a human being.
她是跟着我来的 She was running after me
而她现在掉进洞里去了 And she fell in the hole.
那是唯一保住你饭碗的方法 That's the way to get your heads out of your asses.
史蒂夫女友掉进洞的那个镜头可价值连城 That shot of Steve's girlfriend falling into the pit is priceless.
我们必须使用内部优势 抢得先机 We've got the inside advantage here, so let's use it.
让史蒂夫准备准备和他女友的对话 Get Steve ready to go on and talk about his girlfriend...
等图像整合好就开始 As soon as we get the graphics together.
15分钟后开始 Fifteen minutes.
他出来了 Here he comes!
你们这些人毁坏了我门前的花草 You people are ruining the ferns!
请问你对玛丽落入煤井是 Can you comment on the rumors that
自杀行为做点解释 Mary's fall into the mine was a suicide attempt?
无稽之谈 Well, that's ridiculous.
我们玛丽是不会这样的 Not our mary.
她的字典里没有抑郁这个词 The word "depression" is not in her vocabulary.
好吧 显然她的字典里存在这个词 All right, obviously it is in her vocabulary.
但不是这样的 But no. No.
她从来就不会抑郁 She-she never lets anything get her down.
这么大年纪还和父母住一起 Still living at home at her age
显然不是正常情况 Clearly not a normal situation.
不正常? Not normal?
我们希望她陪伴在我们身边 We-we love having her here.
先生还有一个问题 Sir, I'd like to ask another question.
-我们希望她在身边 -我们希望如此 - Yes. Yes, we love having her here. - Yes, we do.
装修房子不能操之过急 Fumigation can't be rushed.
还有一个问题 One more question!
现在我不想妄加揣测 Now, I don't wanna speculate here...
但如果地面塌陷 But if the ground did collapse...
也许不足以致死 Could that not result in death...
但最足以使她严重毁容 Or, at the absolute least, horrible disfigurement?
我也不是在妄加揣测 I don't wanna speculate either
可这确实可能发生 But, yes, absolutely, it could.
我们在等待命途多舛 And as we await the tragic
玛丽·霍洛维兹获救的同时 Fate of Mary Horowitz...
现在我们来关注一下 Attention now on
当她不慎掉入矿井时所穿的靴子 The boots she was wearing when she slipped into the mine.
直到我穿上玛丽的靴子 A story I couldn't tell
走一英里后一切豁然开朗 Until I'd walked a mile in Mary's shoes.
我们来看一下 Take a look.
我已穿上一小时 It's hour one
我的脚仿佛被钳子紧紧夹住 And it's as if my feet have been placed in vise grips.
我已穿上两小时 我现在感觉非常 We're at the two-hour mark, and, actually, right now I feel pretty-
有光源 Light source.
主说要有光 And god said, let there be...
就有了光 Light.
铁锹? 是的 Ooh. Voil? Yes.
是的 这太棒了 Yes, it's perfect. Yes. This is per-
天呐 他们遗漏了一位 Oh, my god. They forgot one.
你把我胆都吓破了 You scared the crap out of me.
你好 不好意思 Hi. I'm -I'm sorry.
你能 Uh, can you
你能听见吗 一点都听不见吗 Can you,Can you hear me? I mean, at all?
你是感音神经性耳聋 Do you have sensory-neural hearing loss...
还是传导性耳聋 Or do you have conductive?
因为如果是 Because if-if it-
她啥也听不见 She doesn't hear me. Okay.
我懂得一点手语 You know, I understand a little bit of sign language...
所以如果你想 你明白吗 So if you wanna, you know?
不明白 好吧 No? Okay.
聋人除了听不见 其他的事都可以办到 Um, "deaf people can do anything except for hear."
知道是谁说的吗 Do you know who said that?
乔丹博士 Dr. Jordan
他是加勒特大学史上第一位聋人校长 First deaf president at Gallaudet U.
是的 也许有天你会去那读书 Yeah. Maybe you'll go there one day.
不过前提是我们能活着出去 If we both don't perish in here.
坚持住 我一会儿就回 Hold on. I'll be right back.
你呆在这儿 好吧 You stay here, Okay? Okay? Right.
宝拉 显然他们打算 Well, Paula, apparently
使用原始而简单的方法 They're gonna keep it old-school and simple-
一张纸和一支2B铅笔 A piece of paper, a number two pencil.
哈特曼·休斯从现场发回的报道 This is Hartman Hughes reporting from the edge.
停 科比特希望接下来你上 Cut. Corbitt wants you on next.
安格斯 跟你说了我不是她男友 I told you I am not her boyfriend, Angus.
是这样 Yeah
不过你是她来 But you're the one that encouraged
这儿的源动力 Her to come here to begin with.
是你叫她来的 不是我 You're the one that asked her to come here, not me!
兄弟们 兄弟们 Guys! Guys!
除了她的内裤型号 NNC has got their hands on everything
NNC对她了若指掌 But her panty size.
-什么 -是我们认识的玛丽吗 - What? - Our Mary?
-是的 -混蛋 - Yes. - Son of a bitch.
瓦兹奎兹比我们抢得先机了吗 Vasquez scooped us?
注意我们接下来的营救 Behold, notice of our imminent rescue.
好了 好了 Oh, okay. Okay.
这是个好消息 这是个好消息 This is good news. This is good news, okay?
他们要告诉我们一些好消息 They're going to tell us something wonderful.
上面写着 "玛丽你是否" And it says, "Mary, are you"
这是个好消息 That's a good sign right there.
哦 天呐 Oh, god!
上面写了什么 What's it say, son?
数百万的观众在关注着 Millions of people are watching.
恩 上面写了 Um, okay.
我想你们是想问我是否清醒 "I think you mean, am I conscious?
而不是问我是否愧疚 Not, am I conscience?
清醒是思维清楚敏捷的意思 Conscious'means alert and awake.
愧疚用来衡量你内心道德 Conscience' is your inner morality gauge...
就是使你免做坏事 You know, the thing that stops you from doing bad things...
比如说偷 杀 伤害无助的动物 E.g., killing, stealing, harming helpless animals and whatnot.
我们可以把她留那儿吗 Can we leave her down there?
回答你的问题 是的我很清醒 To answer your question, yes, I am conscious.
我还活着 可我的腿在流血 My leg is bleeding, though i'll probably live.
玛丽·霍洛维兹敬上 Yours truly, Mary Horowitz."
太棒了 Yes!
PS: 你们是不是落下一个聋哑女孩 "p.s. Did anyone lose a little deaf girl?
我发现一个 她挺好的 I found one. She's fine
我的意思是除了失去听觉能力意外 Other than not being able to hear, I mean."
他们漏救一个儿童吗 They missed a child?
这些人不会数数吗 Can't these people count?
多亏这位神奇女性玛丽·霍洛维兹 Thank god for this woman Mary Horowitz.
让我们再次看看她的照片 Let's bring up that picture of her again.
这是昨天的玛丽·霍洛维兹 Yesterday, Mary Horowitz.
今天的玛丽·霍洛维兹是英雄 Today, Mary Horowitz, hero.
-这只是 -我来拯救你了 - This just in - I'm coming to save you!
我们的揣测 Speculation as to whether or not
那些救援者无视她绝望的请求后 Mary intentionally heaved herself into the mine...
玛丽是否故意跳下井 To save the poor deaf child...
去拯救那位可怜的聋哑儿童 After rescuers ignored her desperate, desperate pleas.
宝拉 我旁边的是史蒂夫·穆勒 Paula i'm here with Steve Muller.
玛丽·霍洛维兹是史蒂夫的女友 Steve's girlfriend, Mary Horowitz...
正如我们前面所说她正在井下挣扎着 Struggling for her life down in the abandoned mine, as we speak.
她不是我的女友 She's not my girlfriend
我不会为了提高收视率而称她为我的女友 And I'm not gonna say that just to get ratings.
明白吗 Okay?
其实上我都不愿意出境 Yeah, and the truth is I don't really even wanna do this.
玛丽·霍洛维兹被称为是"令人抓狂的天才" Mary Horowitz, described as "freakishly intelligent."
获此称赞的还有那个邮寄炸弹的 These words also described
恐怖分子泰德·克臣斯基 Ted Kaczynski, the unabomber.
我们总是无从得知他们内心的真实想法 However, you never know about these people.
-他们单纯 -停 - They're clean - Cut
不过群众有权了解她真实的一面 But people deserve to know the truth about her.
她对事物看法独特 I mean, she sees things that other people don't.
她很善良 无论如何她都是出于善意 And she's kind, and- and I think she means well...
尽管她的有些行为有些古怪 Even though, when she does things, they're just a little unusual.
她很聪明 她聪慧过人 And she's smart. She's supersmart.
但她并不令人抓狂 And not in a freakish way, in-
就仿佛她有某种天赋 Like, she has a gift.
我的意思是她通晓一切 I mean, she knows everything...
除了该信任谁还有如何免受伤害以外 Everything but whom not to trust and how not to get hurt and-
如何与我们相处 And how to survive us.
她从不伪装自己 And she doesn't pretend to be somebody that she's not.
当然她也不该呆在那里面 And she certainly doesn't deserve to be where she is now.
也许只要我这样 我就能 Maybe if I just do this, I can-
这些小路通向那里 Yeah. The tracks down there just-
只要一直走下去就可以了 Just keep going and going down and-
只要我们想着这些 我们就会 If we just concentrate on this and that and that, then we'll-
不过别担心 But not to- not to worry.
我会把我俩都救出去的 I'll- i'll get us out of here.
希望那个起重机快点过来 Hope that crane gets here soon.
我也希望如此 I hope so too.
因为下面还有一氧化碳毒气 'Cause if there's carbon monoxide down there
但是下面空气流通啊 But the air's coming through the top.
即使是百分之五的浓度 他们也会窒息 Even at concentrations of five ppm, they could suffocate.
煤矿里含有有毒气体水源和气味
我非常遗憾 I am so sorry.
她让我痛彻心扉 She has stolen a little piece of my heart.
现场工程师怎么说 What'd the site engineer say?
地基压力越来越弱 The stress fractures are worsening by the minute.
她们待在下面的多停留一秒 The longer they're down there
煤矿坍塌的危险就多一分 The greater the chance of collapse.
他们认为下面的空气质量不好 They thought the air quality was bad...
他们尝试在50英尺外救援 Try a 50-foot span of rock and earth dropping down there.
哦 天呐 Oh, jesus.
全都是屁话 她会没事的 That's a bunch of horseshit. She's gonna be fine.
很有可能活不了 我们得继续播报 Odds are she won't. We gotta go on.
我们该说什么呢 她活不了了吗 What are we gonna say? Say she's not gonna make it?
安格斯 她全家都在电视机前看着 Her whole family is watching, Angus. Christ.
-我一分钟后就回来 -休斯 - i'll be back in a minute. - Hughes.
好吧 2分钟后必须回来 All right, two minutes. That's it.
相亲认识的吗 Some blind date, huh?
拿着蜡烛 Here's a candle.
维斯顿 Hi, Winston.
如果想成是玛丽的生日惊喜派对 I think i'll feel better if I pretend
我心里会好过点 That it's Mary's surprise party.
我在给玛丽做一个苹果头 等她出来给她 I'm making an apple head for Mary for when she gets out.
她会出来的 And she's gonna get out.
我不知道 And I don't know
对于有梦的人 Why life, it seems to be
这个应该有用 This one's gonna work.
前路更为崎岖 So hard for dreamers
比如你我 Like you and me
救援队伍对于一小时内救出他们 Rescuers are desperate for the crane
已不抱希望 To reach them within the hour.
因为四周都是电线 Helicopters are out of the question
直升机救援也不能实现 Because of all the power lines.
希望正迅速逝去 Hope is fading fast.
地下震动越来越频繁 The earth tremors are getting stronger.
他们必须尽快出来 They have to get out soon.
另一边 The other side. Oh!
我出不去 我们出不去了 I can't do this. I can't get us out of here.
知道吗 Guess what.
玛丽·霍洛维兹竟然不知道答案 Mary Horowitz doesn't have the answers.
也没有工作 Or a job.
可我的工作很重要 And-and my job mattered!
我是《萨克拉门托先驱报》纵横字谜的编辑 I was the Sacramento Herald's crossword constructor...
可我放弃了这份工作 为什么呢 And I threw it all away- for what?
"玛丽 史蒂夫希望你和我们一起过来 "Mary, Steve wants you to come be with us.
他需要你" He needs you."
真的吗? 我觉得媒体在撒谎 Really? Me thinks the media lies.
有点吧? A little.
言语 人类 言语 Words, people. Words.
有的话寓意非凡 有的毫无价值 There are meaningful words, there are pointless words...
还有些话会伤人 And then there are words that hurt.
"玛丽 你怎么就不能像其他女孩一样" "Mary, why can't you be like every other girl?"
"玛丽 你那些无聊的信息都是从哪来的呀" "Mary, where do you get all that useless information?"
"玛丽 你为什么要那样说话" "Mary, why do you talk like that?"
"玛丽 玛丽" 那就像 "Mary, Mary!" you know, it's just-just-
对了 对了 Oh, oh! Oh! Oh!
还有你们忍耐极限后的牢骚 And the piece of the resistence, yes.
"玛丽 你为什么老穿那双愚蠢的红靴子" "Mary, why do you wear those stupid red boots all the time?"
想知道为什么吗 You wanna know why? Huh?
想知道吗 好 我告诉你为什么 Do you wanna know why? Okay, I will tell you why.
我穿它是因为那可以让我的脚趾像 I wear them because they make my toes feel...
十个野营的好朋友一样 Like 10 friends on a camping trip.
这就是为什么我穿它 That's why I wear them.
我们完了 We're finished.
地表会塌陷 我们要完了 The ground is gonna collapse. We're gonna perish.
我只想回家 I just wanna go home.
对不起 Sorry.
我不知道你在说什么 可是你说太多了 "I don't know what you're saying, but you talk too much."
我知道 I know.
抱歉 女士 请往后退 Ma'am, I'm sorry. You're gonna have to step back.
休斯 Hughes!
我没空 Not now.
是你留言让玛丽到这来的 You wrote the note telling Mary to come here.
你让她到这来 如果她死了 You brought her here. And if she dies-
这不过一道篱笆而已 This is just a fence.
即使你站在那边 你也好过不到哪去 Being on that side of it doesn't make you any better.
你有那些后备 You did that.
她会不会自认为是超级英雄呢 Does she think herself some kind of superhero?
而玛丽 Mary-
她有我们 She did this.
他是我走向正常的关键 He was my ticket to normal.
什么事 Yeah.
"你为什么想和大家一样呢" "Why would you want to be normal?"
不 我不想 I don't. I don't.
靴子可以帮你保暖 These will keep you warm.
嗯? Yeah.
说不定有人能想到办法救我们 "Maybe someone will figure out how to save us."
说不定 说不定 Maybe. Maybe.
再说一遍 Say that again.
说不定有人 "Maybe someone" -
说不定 说不定 "maybe." "maybe."
小姑娘 回家的时候到咯 Little deaf girl, it's time for us to go home.
他们怎么一点动静都没有 Why aren't they doing anything?
你体重多少 How much- how much do you weigh?
大概50磅吗 行 Fifty pounds, give or take? Okay.
看着 See.
就弄在这儿 Okay, just get it right down here.
把连接处涂满 Just get all over the joints.
我被踢出女童子军之后 When I got kicked out of girl scouts...
别的女孩子学着卖曲奇饼去了 And all the other girls were learning how to sell cookies...
我就呆在家里 看物理书 I was at home- ow- reading physics books.
不错吧 Vvoil?
哈特曼 你在干嘛 我说过两分钟后回来的 Hartman. What are you doing? I told you two minutes.
都是我害的玛丽掉进去了 It's my fault Mary's in the hole.
可就像巴顿说的 But like Patton said...
今日付出惨烈代价的行动 A bad plan violently executed today...
胜于明日的纸上谈兵 Is better than a great plan tomorrow."
我准备推一下操纵杆 推动矿车 So, I'm gonna pull the lever, push the cart...
然后就上去啦 And up we go, okay?
我来了 玛丽·霍洛维兹 我来了 I'm coming, Mary Horowitz! I'm coming!
我来救你了 I'm coming to save you!
怎么回事... What the-
一 二... One, two-
真是精彩的一跳 Oh! Okay! Pretty good drop.
你们俩还好吧 You guys doing all right?
呃...可是我们都准备... Mm-hmm. But we were just on-on, you know-
什么东西碰我了! 有东西咬我! Something just touched me! Something bit me!
有东西... 救命 Something- help!
水里有东西 There's something in that water.
有东西咬我脚了 Something ni-nibbled at my leg.
哈特曼·休斯刚刚跳入... Hartman Hughes just jumped
我强调一下 跳入了矿井 I repeat, jumped into the mine.
抓着一条毫无附着物的橡胶水管 Grabbing on to a hose that was attached to nothing...
他径直冲进了矿井 He literally dove right into the mine.
现在所有的目光不仅聚焦于玛丽·霍洛维兹 All eyes now not only on Mary Horowitz...
也关注着CCN的记者哈特曼·休斯 But also CCN reporter Hartman Hughes.
我怎么就没想到这么干 Why the hell didn't I think of that?
你检查过四周有蜘蛛没 Did you check the perimeter for spiders?
我检查过了 Uh, yes. Yes, I did.
这里真是...很恐怖 It's really... Scary down here.
如果我老爸看到我这样... You know, if my old man could see me now.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
是我害你这样的 I mean, I got you into this.
对不起 I'm sorry.
谢谢 Thanks.
你体重多少 Um, how much do you weigh?
这个往里面拉 就能拉住我们上升 And as this pulls back and pulls us upwards...
我会把她绑在这边 你绑在那边 I'll be cradling her here, and i'll be cradling you here.
也许你会愿意像这样扶着我们 Maybe you-you would like to be holding us
当我们上去的时候 Like this when we go up.
不 那是你的点子 我不想抢这个风头 No, no. It's your plan, and I don't wanna take the credit.
我还是抢了这个风头吧 I'd like to take the credit.
行 Okay. All right.
我不知道 他说过一些有关巴顿和纸上谈兵什么的 I don't know. He said something about Patton and a bad plan.
你看到缆绳动了没 Did you see the cable just move?
请不要跳入矿井 Please do not jump into the mine!
赶紧把摄像机拿来 Get the camera right now.
我们...史蒂夫 We- Steve!
先生 You! Sir!
缆绳动了 看来他们正想出来 That cable's moving. Looks like they're coming up.
我能做些什么帮帮他们吗 Is there anything I can do to help out?
我们已经竭尽所能了 We're doing everything we can.
我知道 那缆绳承重没问题吧 I know, but can it take all that weight?
-脚踩住马镫铁? -对 - Foot in the stirrup? -Yes.
-好了 -一切就绪 - Okay. - All set.
-行 -好嘞 - All right. - Okay.
-你准备好了? -你呢 - You ready? - Are you ready?
-好了 希望有效 -对 我也这么希望 - Yeah. I just hope this works. - Yeah, you and me.
-等等 -怎么了 - Hold on. - What's up?
谢谢 万分感激 Oh. Thank you. Appreciate that.
谢谢你 上镜准备完毕 Thank you. I'm camera-ready.
好了 Okay. All right.
好 Okay.
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
如果把生活比作一个纵横字谜 If life is like a crossword puzzle...
那它的价值和伟大之处 Then its worth, its greatness,
应当得到同等评价 Should be judged in the same way.
字谜能够被解答出吗 Is it solvable?
起重机开始倾斜了 The crane is beginning to tilt over.
我猜他们正在出来 很难说到底发生了什么 I think they're coming up! It's hard to tell what's going on.
是否充满趣味 Is it entertaining?
是否会产生共鸣 Does it sparkle?
他们出来了 There they are!
他们没事 人群骚动了 太不可思议了 They're safe! The crowd is going crazy! This is incredible!
-天哪 玛丽 -上帝啊 - oh, my god! Mary! - oh, my god!
是她! It's her!
他们没事 They're safe!
没有爱情 荣誉 炸鸡 No love, pride, deep-fried chicken
你的好友依然在你身后 Your best friend always stickin'up for you
即使我知道你错了 Even when I know you're wrong
快看他 Llook at him!
使劲拉 加油 Come on, pull! Let's go!
哈特曼·休斯 Hartman Hughes!
这里是哈特曼·休斯 There's Hartman Hughes.
哈特曼 玛丽·霍洛维兹和那位失聪的孩子 Hartman, Mary Horowitz and the deaf child.
一切如此美好 Everything feels so wonderful.
看来我们得把她的工作还给她了 Looks like we're gonna have to give her her job back.
我们的哈特曼·休斯成为了此次事件的英雄 Our own Hartman Hughes becoming the hero of this story...
他奋不顾身 救出了玛丽·霍洛维兹 Risking his own life to save the life of Mary Horowitz...
和一位身份不明的小女孩 And an unidentified little girl.
观众们这千真万确 不可思议 Truly, folks, this is unbelievable.
我得让那个白痴当主播了 I'm gonna have to make that idiot anchor.
到那边去 没事吧 There you go.You okay?
玛丽 你穿的什么 Mary, what are you wearing?
我要走了 Um, i'm-I'm gonna go.
好 Okay.
-谢谢你 玛丽 -不客气 - Thanks, Mary. - You're welcome.
-喂 -什么 - Hey. - Yeah?
-生活愉快 -好 - Have a nice life. - Okay.
你如何知晓还有一个孩子被困的 How did you know there was another child trapped?
玛丽 你的靴子哪去了 Mary, what happened to your boots?
你是天生金发吗 Are you a true blonde?
-玛丽 你还好吗 -我没事 - Mary. Are you okay? - Yes. Yes, I am.
一些小擦伤 Uh, a few lacerations...
不过我已经用这条手帕 But I was able to tourniquet them off
止血了 With this bandanna I found.
我不该对你说那些的 我不是有意的 I never should've said anything to you that, uh, I didn't mean.
对不起 Uh, I'm sorry.
还你这个 Here.
谢谢你的伞 Thank you for the loan.
不客气 You're welcome.
我要走了 I have to go.
-好的 -再见 - Okay. - Bye.
再见 Bye.
玛丽 Mary?
不要为任何人改变你自己 Don't ever change
永远不要 For anybody.
我是犹太天主教信徒 I'm jewish-catholic.
我天生是个顽固派 I'm pretty much set in stone.
-我们爱你 -欢迎回来 玛丽 - We love you! - Welcome back, Mary!
玛丽 玛丽 玛丽 Mary! Mary! Mary!
谢天谢地 Oh, my goodness!
玛丽 有什么话要讲吗 Mary, any statement at all? Anything?
你没事了 You're okay!
我真是想死你们了 I missed you guys so much! Oh, god!
这是玛丽·霍洛维兹 Mary Horowitz.
安格斯 我们把该干的做完吧 Angus. Let's finish this.
-哈特曼 哈特曼·休斯 -让让 请让让 - Hughes. Hartman Hughes. - Move aside. Move aside.
快过来 Hey! Get in here!
见到你们真好 Ah. It's good to see you guys.
-过来 史蒂夫 过来伙计 -不 不 - Come here, Steve. Come on, buddy. - No, no.
很高兴见到你们 好 Good to see you. Okay, all right.
-来 说说感想 -开始 - Come on. Confessional. - Let's do this.
哈特曼·休斯 你让我们相信奇迹 Hartman Hughes, you reminded us to believe in miracles.
身为英雄的感觉如何 What does it feel like to be a hero?
我不是英雄 I'm not a hero.
我只是一个庆幸生还的普通人 I'm a humble guy who's lucky to be alive.
我觉得 每一个勤劳 And, uh, I think any hardworking...
爱国的美国人都会跳下那个洞穴 Patriotic American would've jumped in that hole...
一旦我们知道 那下面有一个小女孩 Once he knew, uh, there was a little girl down there...
还有一位美貌的女士 单身哦 And a good-looking lady, single, huh?
《纽约时报》的纵横字谜编辑威尔·舒尔茨说 New York Times crossword editor, Will Shortz, says...
"我们天生有一种填空强迫症" "we have a natural compulsion to fill empty spaces."
我觉得他不仅指字谜填空 I like to think he means not just crosswords...
还指代我们内心的空白 But the empty spaces inside of us...
那些让我们在一个不拥戴特立独行的世界 That come from making your way in a
仍然能够保持自我的特质 World that doesn't always embrace unique.
我尝试用字词 I tried to fill my empty spaces
谜语和史蒂夫填补我的空白 With words and puzzles-and Steve.
我们爱你 We love you!
可那不是我想要的答案 But that wasn't the answer.
现在我知道了 Now I know.
生活的旅程中 On the journey of life...
只要找到和你一样平凡的人就可以了 Just find someone as normal as you-
当然不要满大街都是的那种哦 If not a whole bunch.
再来一点玛丽·霍洛维兹的最新灵感 Oh. And here's a little bit of fresh Mary Horowitz wisdom.
如果你爱某个人 要给他自由 If you love someone, set him free.
如果你要跟踪他 If you have to stalk him,
也许就已经说明他不属于你了 He probably wasn't yours in the first place.
请大家欣赏歌曲 等待可爱的最后一幕
我仰望天空 My face to the sky
梦想可以企及的高度 Dreaming about just how high I could go
如果最终能够到达 And if i'll know when I finally get there
扔掉我的眼镜 Taking off my glasses
阳光拂过我的睫毛 Sun pokes through my lashes
我深知 Somehow I know
每颗星星都有闪亮时刻 There's a time for every star to shine
每个人都独一无二 Everybody got their something
让你微笑像小孩 Make you smile like an itty-bitty child
每个人都独一无二 Everybody got their something
大家动起来 People keepin'score
找到属于自己的特质 Better hurry up and get yours
去除你的瑕疵 Somebody else got your spot
在别人发现之前 Before you even dropped
找寻 然后发现 Seek and you shall find
一切尽在我的甜蜜时间 Everything in my own sweet time
抓住属于我的 独一无二的机会 I'll take my chances with what I believe is only mine
紧紧抓住 Busy holding on
才不会飞走 So the roof don't fly
你能够继续前行 Keep you from moving on
修正一切 流水转向 So get it right turn the tide over
如情歌一般 Like a love song
如蝴蝶一样 Like a butterfly
坚信你自己 Believe if you hand it over
一切都会好转 You'll come out all right
每个人都独一无二 Everybody got their something
让你微笑像小孩 Make you smile like an itty-bitty child
每个人都独一无二 Everybody got their something
我们都有自己的 特质 Everybody got their something
照亮一切阴暗 Illuminate the silly things
让所有错误沐浴光芒 Shed some light on all that's wrong
我们都有自己的 特质 Everybody need it sometime
有时你的拥有的唯一 Sometimes the only thing you got
会让你觉得 Is what makes you feel like
你完全与众不同 You're somethin'else altogether
拥有一切 You have everything
不用故意让自己像谁 Don't need another reason to be something
我处在 I've been on a ride
遭遇滑坡的旅程 And caught up in the landslide
我要展翅飞翔 But I'm gonna spread my wings and fly
每个人都独一无二 Everybody got their something
让你微笑像小孩 Make you smile like an itty-bitty child
每个人都独一无二 Everybody got their something
每个人都独一无二 Everybody got their something, yeah
星星终有闪耀一刻 There's a time for every star
星星终有闪耀一刻 There's a time for every star, yeah
我是头条! I'm the news!